DonIsMe

10276 pts · December 23, 2014


Hello, I'm Don. Nice to meet you! I love my wife. We used to live on Cape Cod, Then we moved to the US Virgin Islands. No, we're not rich. Regular people live here too. We make ends meet (barely). It's cheaper than Cape Cod! And FFS, play nice with the other kids. Everybody's too offended these days. Do something nice for a perfect stranger, and expect no recognition for doing so. Peace, respect, and love of one another make the world a better place.

To celebrate my cake day (nine years), please come for a swim with me on the island of Saint Croix. Better yet, move here.

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Darwinism!

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Got it. You don't like people.

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Best Christmas Present Ever.

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Seasons Greeting from Saint Croix, USVI

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Boop Linday's Nose and Be Happy

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Beck or Bullshit?

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Well, this is embarrassing . . . 

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I Need Your Help, Imgurs. Do You Know Maths?

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I Can't Stop Laughing . . . Please Make It Stop

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Our Little Foxes Are Growing Up

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600 Horsepower Private Sport Tank

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Huh. How 'bout that?

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Merry Christmas, You Glorious Animals

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Selfie Day

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Imgur Secret Santa Is Wonderful

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I Can't Help It

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Savage Meme Dump, Part One

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Secret Santa CRUSHED It for Suburban Dad

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We Have Foxes, Part III

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You Puntastic Bastards

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Is Nick Offerman Immortal?

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I Can't Remember Hilarious Comments

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A Few Days Ago I Posted One of 400+ Savage Memes

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My Local Liquor Store Speaketh the Truth

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Oh Jesus.

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A Salute to Cassini

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Irish Pot Roast Recipe -- Super Easy, Yummy, and Impressive!

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Whoa

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Find Yours

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Merry Christmas!

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Catch and Release

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Wife Suffering with Husband Joking

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Zombie Baby-Eating Snow Fungus Spiders

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Amish Christmas Lights

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World's Rarest Dog Species, Thought to Be Excinct -- Nope!

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My Secret Santa Is Awesome

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We Have Foxes, Part II

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Well Played

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Who Uses These Things?

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Discovering the Titanic Was So 1980s ... What's Next?

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All Men Want These Socks

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We Have Foxes

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I Am the God of Turtles

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Goodbye, Good Girl

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NHL Goalie Tuuka Rask Is Really Theon Greyjoy

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Stuffed onto a Flight with George "The Animal" Steele

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What's Your Earliest Childhood Memory?

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Bacon Hash Browns

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Imgur's Kindergarten Picture

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I Understand

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Kith

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Roger?

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Bring Me Solo

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaw

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Cats can either roar *OR* purr. None can do both.

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Take Back Imgur

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