DimwitF

14387 pts ยท November 30, 2017


Gotta grab the top and twist until it opens

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

To be fair: he was black, so they were gonna dump and forget him no matter what.

16 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Seeing that Family line grow, I heard banjo music...

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like when furniture is designed for different body types!

3 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If I had to pick a "non cinematic" superpower, I think it'd be to have every creature relaxed around me, happy to get the scritches I want to give them.

5 days ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

He said they worked one way, and he will NEVER under any circumstances admit that he was ever wrong about anything.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Strong girl! Bayou?

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, not everyone knows who they are. I don't! Name 'em, buddy!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So she's just as tacky? That tracks.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Checks out, complete idiocy all round

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That'll leave a 350 foot gash!

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

What even is the argument for doing this? Of course it'll be a flimsy justification at best, but just curious.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A different one looked kinda goofy posing in a tank.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't care about lingerie but thumbs upping because you're awesome in general, and maybe it'll help a little to get you a WELL DESERVED sponsor!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magical runes! What could they mean...?

2 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Why can't the governor just walk into the hospital and go check on Mitch?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gosh, I love hot chocolate.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, that's just when stuff is all kinda averaged. I think it's "ambigram".

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Neat! I do a mohawk, always liked how nicely shaped black hair handles things like that. Sounds like it's its own bunch of work, but that's life.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuinely curious: how is sleeping with a huge Afro? Does it lift your head way up when you try to lay down, or does the hair flatten?

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You might want to check out r/VXJunkies on Reddit for more cutting edge tech discussion!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean fitting the hydrocoptic marzel vanes to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft? Yeah, that's pretty effective at preventing side-fumbling.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Weird Alan" Smithee, haha

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was just there with my kiddo! Twice Sold Tales, in the Capitol Hill area of Seattle. Cool place, like a maze and it feels like it keeps growing more areas as you wander around.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As a melanin-deficient person, I know what that face sunburn is going to feel like for the next week or so.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, I was staring right down your... popsicle

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh phew I'm not the only one! Long hair gets so much love and all I think is "my fingers get tangled, and RIP your drains".

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well remember, Cruz doesn't have to actually live with it. He can say whatever, then just jet off to Cancun to enjoy the weather in comfort.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0