171 pts ยท April 1, 2018
Solid first dump. Number 12 and 17 made me lol.
Looks just how my little love looked a couple of years back. So sorry xx
#1 doh, he ambushes cookies...'cookie ..monster'
#30 how did you know?
Ohmahgawdyyyyyy the kittyyyy!!!! I has been expecting you hooman.
Also had things to say until I saw Beau. Such a BEAUtiful doggo
Gurrrl :( I have some friends but also suffer from loneliness and have room in my life for more buddies
Tableade
Same
Mind control code words
In 2011, 16 of my relatives died in one year and my ceiling collapsed giving me a very bad lung infection ...
I can do that through my lip piercing :D
Perfect creature
Nice, if you have any great fantasy titles to recommend, I would be grateful <3
What kind of books do you read?
I want to give all the people commenting that they haven't had a hug for ages or years a massive squidge
Mr.C the best cat that ever existed 1998-2014. A girls best friend <3
Why are they arguing over stairs?
A man mansplaining love xD
I imagined mathematical equations all the way through and it made me lol
This is the toebean police, do you have a permit for that many toebeans?
Just start calling yourself K, sounds badass
If he had have breathed on me , id have lamped him. People in the UK are ignorant idiots.
Was going to breathe on me after he had just come from the pub, I took a few steps back as he was coming towards me and quickly walkedoff(3)
He says "why are you stopping are you scared if me" I told him that I was social distancing and he started walking towards me saying he (2)
Also in the UK and was just out on a walk, social distancing from everyone and there was a I don't know 60 year old man coming towards me(1)
Dear men - please know that is not the correct code. Not that I care because it's not men that lick mine
Wished with it. Dirty boy.
My cat that I hate growing up used to fuck a specific cuddly toy I had. I quarantined it in an area under my desk for him to do what he (1)
Nopety no no, nopey nope nope, absolutely not, no no no
Solid first dump. Number 12 and 17 made me lol.
Looks just how my little love looked a couple of years back. So sorry xx
#1 doh, he ambushes cookies...'cookie ..monster'
#30 how did you know?
Ohmahgawdyyyyyy the kittyyyy!!!! I has been expecting you hooman.
Also had things to say until I saw Beau. Such a BEAUtiful doggo
Gurrrl :( I have some friends but also suffer from loneliness and have room in my life for more buddies
Tableade
Same
Mind control code words
In 2011, 16 of my relatives died in one year and my ceiling collapsed giving me a very bad lung infection ...
I can do that through my lip piercing :D
Perfect creature
Nice, if you have any great fantasy titles to recommend, I would be grateful <3
What kind of books do you read?
I want to give all the people commenting that they haven't had a hug for ages or years a massive squidge
Mr.C the best cat that ever existed 1998-2014. A girls best friend <3
Why are they arguing over stairs?
A man mansplaining love xD
I imagined mathematical equations all the way through and it made me lol
This is the toebean police, do you have a permit for that many toebeans?
Just start calling yourself K, sounds badass
If he had have breathed on me , id have lamped him. People in the UK are ignorant idiots.
Was going to breathe on me after he had just come from the pub, I took a few steps back as he was coming towards me and quickly walkedoff(3)
He says "why are you stopping are you scared if me" I told him that I was social distancing and he started walking towards me saying he (2)
Also in the UK and was just out on a walk, social distancing from everyone and there was a I don't know 60 year old man coming towards me(1)
Dear men - please know that is not the correct code. Not that I care because it's not men that lick mine
Wished with it. Dirty boy.
My cat that I hate growing up used to fuck a specific cuddly toy I had. I quarantined it in an area under my desk for him to do what he (1)
Nopety no no, nopey nope nope, absolutely not, no no no