Derfalke

35358 pts ยท July 9, 2013


I work in a lab, so I literally have to put up with your shit sometimes.

Elyse Willems is a treasure.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that Davie504? OH em gee.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hey, that's not fair! Many tweens have a more robust vocabulary than him.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wear your goddamn seat belt! I work in a hospital, and every time someone comes in from an MVC in bad condition, it's from being ejected.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My spoon is too big!

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Is that Lofty Pursuits? They make handmade candy, and it's pretty good.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a vast majority of police truly want to do good, they're not doing great at holding accountability for the bad ones.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wanting a full picture of what happened is good, but what could possibly justify kneeing his neck well after he was down? He was subdued.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let's say he was being belligerent and resisting before. It shouldn't matter; he was subdued. FOUR officers can handle a handcuffed man.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OH em gee.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My roommate is a CPA for some well off clients, and had people calling nonstop recently asking how to get their free government money.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was long before covid-19 was even a thing, yeah.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We got a badass over here.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. I'd have to eat something like this with utensils, because it's just getting everywhere.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boo, leave the cat with the microphone alone.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whose.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Liberty Prime was supposed to be cartoonishly nationalistic, but some people sure seem to be unironically quoting it.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

That's because many people can't spell, sixth graders especially.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to hear more about your monkey's favorite movies.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What're ya buyin'?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am Karl Franz; they will obey.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh, boy. I envy you!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Very astute of you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Voodoo magic.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have a friend named Tony and it defaults to tiny every time. I have to correct it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If only Dany didn't have to land her dragon for some reason.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be honest, I got that vibe from the show too with the whole 'join me or die' bits. Right out of the Genghis playbook.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0