Demongoka

1552 pts ยท February 18, 2014


Well this is a story, all about how, I have no friends and a disorder called downs, and I'd like to take a moment just to let you know, how I became the smoothie king of Aliso Viejo.

You mean naan

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Who?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why are you people so against using milk?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Hello, my name's Mrs Smith and I've made some apples out of green paint and corrugated iron." The birth of kale, but with cardboard

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I hate this fucking year so much.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My grandmother died a year ago. My relationship ended a month before that, My best friend became addicted to drugs and refuses to seek help.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1406

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me three

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I SEE DARK YELLOW EYES ALL AROUND ME

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Darth Dammahum, interesting

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about I just give her a pearl necklace?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Story?

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

IN A TOP TEN LIST, 5 IS BETTER THAN 6.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Rast of Us

10 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 5

*Ahem* Crusades *ahem*

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

I fucking love chemistry, I just have the poorest understanding of advanced mechanics.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't doubt it. I thought it was very impressive, but the whole original idea for the ice bucket challenge was to not donate. Idk man.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Age, sex, location?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The eyebrows man.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree with that, it's a piece of cotton and tissue what exactly is there to be afraid of.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man Groot Hastam.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I hope he wins. The downfall of this country was inevitable. The faster it crumbles, the quicker we can start over.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 13

No, we need a nuclear holocaust

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh Mistah Sheffield!!"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, 5 to 10

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...unless you have a reason, like you wanna fuck somebody and they won't let you. -Louis CK

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asus, Bsus, Csus, Dsus, Esus, Fsus, Jesus.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking NORMIES

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0