Cool Kinetic Mural
Rate this translation you son of a bitch
What pandemic?
Boss of the Year?
Lunartic
I'm glad I shave my head...
Some people prefer breathing bareback
I've become a mouth breather
In hindsight, maybe wood wasn't the best choice for materials...
Someone doesn't understand sarcasm
My wife didn't see the humor in this
Haters will say it's fake
Why is that guy in the background wearing bunny ears?
The Admins looking for mature content
$300 well spent
Home buying in my town right now
I saw this and was like, why is Danny Devito hanging out with a chicken
Every. Damn. Time.
Had sex? I'll help you. Raped. It's rape.
My weight loss journey
When will I learn my lesson?
Monk to Scribe: Just draw a nice normal letter "M" this time....
Friendly reminder to always lift with your legs
"Pioneer Day" sounds, um, interesting
I denounce kick boxing
Don't drink and drive
Bernie still living his best (after) life
“The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.” ― Gore Vidal
Blackberry
Error. Every. Fucking. Time.
It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Plaza...
Oh, the horror...
I hate flying Spirit Airline
Corporations modifying logos and encouraging Social Distancing
Mmmmm, candy porn
I guess he really was "Bigger than the Beatles"
Bro, do you even lift?
Who is the mastermind of this hotel hack?
Spoiled brat pushes BMW into canal because he wanted a Jaguar
I'm not leaving this store until they pay me!
They really jacked this up.
There's something about Mary
Asshole Level: Expert
I think he mumbles: Are you fucking kidding me?
My dentist's face when I asked if the x-ray was 3.6 roentgens...
When someone offers you a mint, it may be for their benefit...
What about cockpit?
Well, that went as expected...
Paycheck Eve Dinner
Amazing free throw shooter
Impenetrable defense for a zombie apocalypse
The future is now
Weeeeee! [Fish, probably]
She's addicted!
Confucius say: Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion.
The Last Blockbuster
Fun for kids of all ages!
Baby sea turtle successfully returned to the wild