DavidsPlayToy

787 pts ยท October 5, 2016


Easy to keep them voting for you if they're dumb. First goes books and education, and the rest falls into place. Fuck them all.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*chode mobiles

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Was JUST about to suggest that lol. Isla is absolutely gorgeous

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We did this as well and I'm so glad we did. The vet was a total angel and her calming voice reassured us that we were doing the right thing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just put my dog down sunday. Today I vowed not to bawl my eyes out. I needed to see this. Thank you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently it is. I didn't know that. Thank you!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe he did that so his brother, who wanted out of the company and his portion of the equity, wouldn't get as much.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

He wasn't scheduled to come back until Saturday. He's full of shit

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been doing the same this past week with my dog. My back is killing me and I have a pinched nerve but it's worth it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dog LOVES edamame too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blue streaks represent

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only my boyfriend felt this way. Infuriating.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Literally right now. Fucking diary products

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure theyre marble sized.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! Happy Birthday!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry! I found my now bf when I was 32 and we've been together for 5 yrs now. When I gave up looking and trying, is when we met.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No joke were having "wellness week" at work. It's ridiculous

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Says the lobster

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How difficult was it to go to the bathroom in that?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I smoke and don't want kids. My friend is preggo with her 3rd and thinks it's totally fine. It weird me out for some reason

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for you! I get reprimanded for showing up early.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What what

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well done

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is awesome

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did that once. Once.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Foreign coins. That'll show him

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I'm not the only one!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eating your own SMOKED bacon. Drooolll

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Candide makes my panties moist

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0