This year I was Hermione Texas Granger.
“only”?
Merry Xmas everyone! Here’s me in nature in completely inappropriate nature attire.
My office. I rub naked people for money.
Merry Christmas from the slopes of northern Vermont!
Merry Xmas from Vermont!
I’m a Massage Therapist. This was my reaction when I accidentally told a client they “probably had a bulging dick” instead of “bulging disc”.
My favorite bunch of twits.
Smeagol and I live at the bottom of a ski resort. This one turned out pretty good I think.
My cousin tried to take a nice photo of the pets...
Sequence of Mustard sneaking onto the desk.
I know it’s post Halloween but our party was last night. I’m super proud of the Daft Punk helmet I made.
Wizard butts drive me nuts
Found this gem in a consignment place yesterday.
So I tried the DIY macro lens made from a laser pointer and bobby pin for my phone.
My sister gets to dog sit this babushka on her birthday. Smiles all around.
13 bare asses.
What I picture whenever my mom says I need to ask god for forgiveness.
A friend of mine found this on the ground....Reagan’s mom knows what’s up.
Bunny feets.
Happy Caturday!
USB heated s'more slippers. Just one more good reason to never stop browsing usersub.
About to leave on a 2 week trip tomorrow. Pretty accurate display of my excitement right here.
My cat is absolute miserable in this heat.
My boy Waldo says hi.
Book worm.
Out cold after a long day of rummaging in the dirt.
We can't pull over here...this is jellyfish country!
Rescued this fat ass a year ago. He was underfed and neglected. Look at that happy chunck now.
Smeegs likes to watch South Park from the comfort of his private box seat.
Merry Xmas from Vermont!
Confession bear/sorry but really I'm way more worried about displaced pets than humans during Irma.
Y'all need GoalKitty.
throwback to my brother ruining my first birthday.
I want this shirt
Happy 29th! Have a mannequin hand shoved up a chickens ass.
My sister's cat had to live in the car a couple hours while she moved. Annie was not amused.
Lady hand for scale. I named him George.
MR at the drive through when I realize they aren't serving breakfast anymore.
This pup...biggest ears I've ever seen.
I'm a hooman hurr durr durp
Sweet Jesus...
My soulmate search is finally over.
MRW its finally my turn to steer the boat...
CHARRRRGGGEEEE...hi...
Got a haircut today. This is how im feeling.
Mustard does this weird stump leg thing sometimes.
I need your knowledge of Iceland imgurians.
MRW I just painted my nails and I have an itch between my eyes...
After months of fighting, Colonel Mustard and Smeagol finally get along.
Adopted Colonel Mustard in April. Me thinks he's settled in nicely.
MRW I smell a dank ass ganja plant and im trying to quit...
For sake? Sure why not.
Saw this at the Vets office today. Dont forget to deworm your doggie companions!
Cashews
On random mode I came across the original from 4 years ago. I checked to see how deep into oblivion it had gone...