CoyoteVerde

1559 pts · March 21, 2015

So a long time ago, a man and a woman had sex. They forgot that having unprotected sex is one of the leading causes of pregnancy. The man say Holy shiitake I have a fiancé and I have to make to a different state. 9 months later, give or take a few days, I was brought into this world covered in another persons blood. Blah blah blah words words words, then light was invented. There was a wheel and fire. I remember battling the Hun empire and having naughty naughty time with a giant or two. Mmmmm those where the days.