Because we ain't young anymore

20

7

956

Thanks for the warning

6

5

329

Cloud 9

2986

121

144907

This is why we don't have nice things.

10

8

438

Be good to others.

14

3

529

Just a pun shoe-tout

60

10

4830

This is why I don't cook

6

2

381

Well, here's this.

30

12

1588

Welcome to Jurassic Park

15

5

933

Mhmm my favorite.

26

6

1457

My shield

1

1

200

I more of a maker's mark kinda guy. But teho

4

7

323

Every single time

59

6

2644

Dad jokes are the best

1

2

171

Words of wisdom

1415

63

97527

Nature is just beautiful

26

4

991

Apparently a job opening became available.

8

0

436

The American origin story.

58

11

2538

Here's some facts

39

14

1692

That's sexist

33

6

1431

She said she didn't want any.

25

6

929

Sum yung guy

7

3

548

Key differences

10

5

670

Well, atleast he's sharing.

14

10

557

Perception vs. Reality

2134

351

148350

Minty fresh

-3

2

217

We all have that one friend

6

4

323

CAH

3

1

170

Majestic predator, lover of cheese balls.

13

4

780

Hell of a deal

0

0

171

When the boss is around

5

3

353

Hold my beer.

27

12

1948

Tough choice

3

2

267

Look at me

18

5

816

A simple text would have sufficed.

1603

112

111234

Talk about empty calories!

4

16

383

Every child star ever.

4083

148

171612

We get it bro, you vape.

3

2

327

Sound advice

14

4

551

My bad.

-3

4

172

Good ol' GOM

3

0

273

Sleeping on the job.

4

1

505

Here's wonderwall.

13

3

616

One stop shop

20

7

766

EO Don'ts

8

1

516

No kidding.

-3

10

158

I sure do miss you buddy.

30

5

1493

67 Chevy C10

30

9

1261

How to put $400 into a $200 gun.

18

11

1015