Two days ago, our house brined down
Oh god OH GOD
TJ Maxx with the subliminal messages
SHE SAID YES!
Merry Christmas from a fat bastard
Well this was unexpected
It's not much but I thought imgur might appreciate my bi pride painting
Made and bottled my first batch of hot sauce!
I mean it IS a cool hat
I mean at least they know their target userbase
Secret Santa came!
Secret Santa!
I can't be the only one, right? Right...?
It's my cake day, and I'm still in the midst of a week long panic attack.
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My secret santa came in today and omfg
So begins a long journey
The fair ain't got a booty stall
Bought a single Shar win GameStop. R/wallstreetbets here I come.
What the fuck, Google
Decided to have a healthy snack for work today
Buddy of mine has started drawing again. Not sure if this is a good thing.
It be like that all that all times
There was another cow skull in the front. Gotta love small Florida towns.
His power is maximum
Think I found my next tattoo...
My best friend died last night
Saw some beautiful kitties today, so I thought I would post my sister's handsome boy
Taaaaaake myyyyyyaaaaaahhhhnnnn
Well it's officially spooky season down here in Florida
When she's a REAL freak
Is anyone see having chat issues? This is all I see in the app.
*DELIGHTED SQUEALING*
Trying my hand at pizza once again
My most prized possession
So my boss likes to put up inspirational quotes...
It's a Halloween miracle!
Beautiful sunset
Not you. NEVER you.
We did a puzzle!
Nothing much, just a damn good pizza
Proper procedure
Still life. Nacho on Asphalt.
For the 29th I present my fat ass cat.
Get over it, mom
SHAWTY GOT DEM OPPA BOTTOM JEANS
Please kill me...
Something something scientists, something something could
Just a quick reminder
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim
Wake up sheeple
But he looks so happy!
Someone's a little busy with Dead by Daylight...
Let's go on an adventure!
Whatever happens, happens
Inspiring bathroom graffiti
WHERE THE F-*dies*
Backup Secret Santa! Thank you!
For my first cake day post (five years in this hell), I present..... this.