CookinOkie

2846 pts ยท May 10, 2016


Just an Oklahoma guy too stressed and depressed to follow his dreams, so I work manual labor now. Get this to the front page and I'll send you the first minichapter of the book I aspire to finish.

Use the wood knife to carve a butter one

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't quote me, but from my general herpetology knowledge; cleaning removes their lizard stink (pheromones?) that make them feel safe/happy.

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

"OH GOD I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

***** ***** *** *** ****

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We should be motoring Russia's ass like we did in Syria, put a fuckin' sock in Putting cock-polisher real quick. But naw, "not our allies".

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Listen here, fuck'o-

5 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

How does it feel, sir? Being famous, I mean.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got it (unwillingly, trust me), and my immune system is in shambles.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yo ho fiddle dee dee, muddafucka. I haven't paid Disney a dime in ten years.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Freeze your tuppers if you think they've become a biohazard and you want to try and salvage it, makes it way less gross. Clean with bleach.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I give two passes to Rogue One's Hammerhead scene and that FTL impact in the new trilogy. MMM that made me feel things.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And I say the quoted bit above sarcastically because we have the most for-profit mega churches per capita in the world.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okie here. If its not profit incentive, gov't don't care. Of its not going to a "good old Christian American church", population won't care.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to ask, mostly because I've become a bit of a clean freak: How do you go about sterilizing it all? (Inb4 ball washing jokes)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can say with confidence that while oils (typically fats) are delicious, there is such thing as TOO much. Not meaning to sound snobby.

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

As a Xemphoian from Athos-III, human reality T.V just got a lot more boring.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Well shit r/existentialism is leaking again. Bottle that back up.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 looks like a kitchen expansion took place, and they couldn't move the plumbing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wanted to wait just long enough that irreparable damage was cause. J o y

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dutch on the first few dates. "Buy me a drink;)" tends to be "three margs and expensive food" before ghosting you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Shakes a small baggie of sugar* ... /s, of course!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am from Oklahoma. Can confirm. Get me out of this forlorn shithole.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Boom, 60% of comments assume that this cat is OP's and accuse them of poor ownership.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Give the first episode three minutes... Just about.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently there's more calcium in the peel than the flesh. Sooo...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I get that, and its a shame it flopped so hard, but one of the biggest issues (playtesting) is just... IMPOSSIBLE to completely prepare for.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we say its both? Neither is wrong, and both need attention. No sense in the "mine is a BIGGER... issue" argument!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

To rip each other off. When we talk about universal Healthcare, we're mainly looking to stop /exactly this/ and regulate it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And in response upcharges and scams their patients/insurees. We're just caught in the middle of two multi-milliom dollar companies trying---

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0