ConstableIgor

26223 pts · December 28, 2013


Igor is an Igor who was considered "too modern" for Überwald by his family, and went with Samuel Vimes to Ankh-Morpork. He specialises in genetic experiments ("bio-artificing"), which, on the Discworld, involves really small stitches. His creations include a pet rabbit called Eerie, a particularly suitable name as he grows spare human ears on it (a reference to the human ear equipped mouse of 1995, a few years prior to the creation of the book). Another early experiment was breeding noses, which act as independent lifeforms until sewn on. He also experimented with swimming potatoes in the hopes of breeding instant Fish & Chips. As with all Igors, Constable Igor is highly talented at performing transplant surgery

Thanks TheRossPot you really nailed it.

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Secret Santa really came through thanks

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Birthday help

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Favourite book.

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Thanks @minioning.

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Deadpool knows what you are up to.

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Enfield

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What's your colourful exit line?

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Apparently the Ferengi visited ancient Greece. (British museum).

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It's complicated

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Can anyone help me with Bayeux War Cemetery?

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Secret Santa

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With Trump running for President the search for the new host of Celebrity Apprentice gets underway.

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Found Hitler and Blondi in a children's book today.

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Our brave boys in brown. Leave a comment if your username is a member of the Watch.

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It's batdad

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Here is the first of 38 post providing weird and interesting facts about the American Civil War.

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Are there any fans of the DiscWorld on here?

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No title needed

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Because there's been no mention.

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Just wondering if anyone is interested in finding out some weird and interesting facts about the Civil War?

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Possibly the greatest image ever.

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Forget Vikings, up vote Saxons.

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Didn't notice this before

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no title needed

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Batman, the greatest Disney princess

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You know what really grinds my gears?

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Another set of weird and interesting facts about the American Civil War.

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Spotted 2 blue traffic cones out in the wild this morning.

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To the six people who decided to be jackasses when commenting on my first post

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Planet HULK

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You ever been so high you thought you were playing PS4 at the rugby

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Deal with it.

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I was wondering if anyone else has a fictional character whose death still gets to them?

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No title needed

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