107863 pts · July 24, 2013
Karma's a bitch
Laugh along. None of us understand them all.
When they have a degree in taxidermy but it was completely online through a school they’re kinda sure was accredited.
Holy shit, is that what Aspbergers is?! I might have that...
I'm waiting for the hamster to win and someone go "OPEN YOUR MOUTH" and it's full of ALL the food
K
Yes...
Fuck. Wish you said "dumb asphalt." Has a better ring.
Nobody is going to post the full metal alchemist pic?
It was very conspicuous
And human girls
Didn't realize they were in the illuminati
And I screamed out in awkward desperation "did you know giraffes have 18 inch tongues!!"
Last night at a haunted house one of the creepiest blocked my way and said "did you know our eyes are the same color... if they're bleeding!
"White people cant dance..." one girl is clapping, one is flapping, the other two are shaking their butts. "Dancing".
Why is it green?
Should've ended with "peanut."
Yup: larger targets are easier to hit, if you catch my drift
The parkour uniform: shirtless with pants
As a guy who recently started dating an Asian girl, you guys can be creepy...
He had to sell his mansion in malibu... wait, no, the one in the Keys. My bad.
I believe I've seen this before...
Except the dead chick in the last one
Crazy how mature do dat
Wtf does #1 even mean?
Why is there only like 2 guys?
I think you forgot a word...
Am I the only one who starts my day with alcohol?
I just thought the dog died. My bad. I also just wanted to quote black dynamite.
Laugh along. None of us understand them all.
When they have a degree in taxidermy but it was completely online through a school they’re kinda sure was accredited.
Holy shit, is that what Aspbergers is?! I might have that...
I'm waiting for the hamster to win and someone go "OPEN YOUR MOUTH" and it's full of ALL the food
K
Yes...
Fuck. Wish you said "dumb asphalt." Has a better ring.
Nobody is going to post the full metal alchemist pic?
It was very conspicuous
And human girls
Didn't realize they were in the illuminati
And I screamed out in awkward desperation "did you know giraffes have 18 inch tongues!!"
Last night at a haunted house one of the creepiest blocked my way and said "did you know our eyes are the same color... if they're bleeding!
"White people cant dance..." one girl is clapping, one is flapping, the other two are shaking their butts. "Dancing".
Why is it green?
Should've ended with "peanut."
Yup: larger targets are easier to hit, if you catch my drift
The parkour uniform: shirtless with pants
As a guy who recently started dating an Asian girl, you guys can be creepy...
He had to sell his mansion in malibu... wait, no, the one in the Keys. My bad.
I believe I've seen this before...
Except the dead chick in the last one
Crazy how mature do dat
Wtf does #1 even mean?
Why is there only like 2 guys?
I think you forgot a word...
Am I the only one who starts my day with alcohol?
I just thought the dog died. My bad. I also just wanted to quote black dynamite.