ColdHandsWarmHeart

52793 pts ยท September 20, 2016


defender of the downvoted upvoter of the misunderstood and favoriter of art posts and home made junk. also, I'm a woman. (just to help you get the pronouns right)

I think that might be my best choice. Too bad, cause I like the funny.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imagine 2 doors. One is the door you always open. The second is a new door, a different door.... open that one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use a big enough gun you can end his suffering and bury him with one shot. A friend told me that once. Still not sure if he was joking.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would love to read that essay. Probably very interesting.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LuckyCharms make the milk magically delicious.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I attemped a sonnet last week. Nearly died.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Santa has lots of "helpers"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If this is real, how is it not child abuse?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You're the lady in the picture, aren't you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed that.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me, too! Until I had to give up caffeine for heart reasons..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zombie's are somewhat decayed. Jesus did not decompose at all ("Nor will you let your holy one see decay") Not that anybody cares...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Adam and Eve weren't created with original sin. They committed the original sin. The rest of us were born with it. Not that anybody cares...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Poor little guy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, all the stiching and seams come together creating a knot of fabric right at the ging-gang.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't JUST make poop. It makes pee, too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same here. It was rough! Glad y'all weren't hurt.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North Carolina?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3nd grade teacher gave us a scene by scene description of The Exorcist. I'm still not right.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved her "Jane Face" character.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shalaquandra

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hated you for a while there...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and now I have to pee

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's a keeper.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I picture Ted as a handsome scholarly man, adorably brainy, yet warm and caring. Don't ruin it for me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you know it was identical?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have to say it. Kids outside with pool unattended even for a short time... not good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0