ClandestineIntestine

136728 pts · August 16, 2016


Nobody reads these, right? So, it stands to reason that I can say anything on here and have it go unnoticed. I LOVE WEARING BANANA HAMMOCKS!

Merry Christmas! (+ Dog Tax)

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I FINALLY took another step forward...by adopting a dog! This is Cosmo!

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Finally had an offer accepted on my first house!

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My 11th Favorite! Happy Birthday Imgur!

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Roses are red, poop is brown. I’m about to get up, and flush mine down.

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I joined the dumb dumb club today

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To everyone browsing on the can at work

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Just finished rewatching The Last Airbender and I forgot how moving this scene was.

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Hey imgur, I made a thing and am proud of it

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It’s a niche subject matter, but an important one nonetheless

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Happy RHM?

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Just gettin that trophy to satiate my vanity.

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The dog’s reaction when my 1 year old niece yanks on a handful of its fur

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Borg Borg Borg!

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MRW I see a zombie post that was really good, but I'm Team Human

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I’ve never seen this dog before

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Shitty "Rat Charles" doodle I did while waiting for a class to start.

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MFW I logged onto imgur today

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Just spent 45 minutes making a reaction gif only to return to imgur unable to find the post I wanted to comment on. Fuck it. You guys can have it, if you want.

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I told my nephew I'd give him $5 if he could catch a cheese ball in his mouth.

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MFW it's 3 AM and I can't fall asleep

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Most people probably won't care, but I'm really proud of my most recent schematic assignment.

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I'm not much of a gif maker, but I made this for shaming the post-Christmas point whores. Feel free to use it.

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Happy Valentine's Day, or whatever...

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Merry Christmas, you lovable dicks!

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Jesus save me, I just ate way too much Mexican food.

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MRW I'm playing a half-assed game of Scrabble

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My dog's "You Better Be Putting Your Shoes On To Take Me For A Fucking Walk" face.

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Why it could be grass lightning!

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When you nut, but she keep playin wit yo infinity stones

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Good night everyone. Thanks for another day of weird and occasionally wonderful shit. Same time tomorrow? Okay.

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MRW I'm 6'4" and people make the same height jokes I've heard my entire life.

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Hope everyone's St. Paddy's Day is going well!

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MRW I wake up and remember that I still have a brand new episode of Sherlock to watch for the first time in 3 years.

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Happy Hemophilia Day, everybody!

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Brain: "Hey, it's that girl you like. Quick! Smile!"

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In case anyone wanted another "and then they fucked" gif, I made this one of Heimlich from A Bug's Life.

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Typically, I'm a bit of a curmudgeon, but...

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I made some more Parks and Rings memes for you guys.

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Cheers to all you Team Human folks out there.

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Merry Christmas, everyone!

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MRW I Notice What Day It Is

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I'm really amazed I haven't seen anyone do this yet.

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When you're about to make yourself a shitty sandwich for dinner, but remember that you still have cold pizza from last night.

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Natalie Portmanteau

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I just finished reading this book today (my first Heinlein read!) and was wondering what people thought of the film?

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Stay on your toes, people!

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Here are some gifs of dogs in Star Wars costumes

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Bark beetle tracks left in a pine tree behind my folks' house.

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Whatever, man

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When imgur announced the zombie apocalypse

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For human ears only

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I might be stuck at work today, but you know this will be me once evening hits and the fireworks go up.

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When someone says Team Human is losing and there's no point in trying anymore.

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Happy Taco Tuesday, people!

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Rolling up with a barrel-full of upvotes for National Dog Day like...

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Does Canada even have a spy agency?

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MRW I see a zombie post bragging about being in the lead

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Okay, I think I got the hang of this now. Onward to victory!

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