CigaretteMan

208877 pts · October 16, 2015

Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

MRW a coworker and I are discussing the design of a ceramic and he fails to consider the effects of yttrium

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Not technically accurate

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MRW another user replies to one of my comments only to tell me how much they dislike me

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Looking at bets for Comey's replacement, when suddenly

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