Shop With A Cop
We need to wait.
One of my favorites.
She leaves them out where people can see them.
Is it short for 'operator'?
Dammit, Dad.
rhm
Laura Spencer
Tubesock Tuesday anyone?
RHM
Maybe I just need more RAM.
38 States and 4 U.S. Territories have lost officers so far this year.
Viagra
Billy Joel's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather.
Dad Joke Dog
WTF?
I was ten years old.
Too subtle?
Nice priorities, princess.
I love Dad joke dog
Only time will tell, Coral.
I had high hopes for 'Scorpion', but had problems with the pilot.
A Race Parasite
I never smile in photos because I'm ashamed of my teeth.
Lord, I apologize.
Let's move on.
The Do as I say-Not as I do School of Parenting
They didn't understand the gravity of the problem.
Let's please wait for more information.
Imagine what will happen to Steam
Claiming it is for their safety is a lame excuse
Great Candidate, Bad President
Coral
R2P2
I'm not anti-social
I can't juggle.
Comicus Stupidicus
He also said the Statue of Liberty would go down in flames.
...a plumbing problem that can kill you.
I wish I had a bidet.
Al Sharpton
It's not like you don't see me go to work every day in a shirt and tie.
World's Oldest Known Pants
Dammit, Dad.