Cavalrysword

791509 pts ยท June 20, 2016


I use the 7 key when I microwave a chicken pot pie.

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite thing to do with the microwave is to set it for silly times. 1 minute 90 seconds, etc.

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now throw in some ab work.

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really see a future for a tour business based on pissing on graves.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What's worse than Resting Bitch Face? Resting Kash Patel Face.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely the Bond Bug.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a clip from a StarGate SG-1 episode, and she was a Goa'uld.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody is getting fired.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

According to Stormy Daniels, tRump is not hung.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Name the Republican, please.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet he swims well. Most eyes have floaters.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would it be ironic if he was smothered with one of his own pillows?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's basically what I came here to say. Fire insurance fraud has been going on for at least 100 years. Probably as long as fire insurance has existed.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was asking for it! /s

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HOOKER DENIES KNOWING HER PIMP

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HOOKER DENIES KNOWING HER PIMP

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The link is not valid.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 Tons of KitKats? I am SO jealous!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bravo!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why aren't you bitching the the GOP to do something?

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's just jealous because he has bigger tits.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time you think you've seen it all, some more on comes up with something new.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Sinful. That's a bombing tactic the terrorists used to get the First Responders as well as the first victims. I don't think those are who we want to copy.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This should also raise oil prices, helping Russia finance its war against Ukraine.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quacks and sadists.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope the other people on the list follow his example. With more success.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some more successfully than others.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The way it works is if you're the one making the claim, you're the one who has to provide the source. Linkable so everyone else can check it out. As Carl Sagan said, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. So do simple claims.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0