Auryn and Nacho
My pup wears her heart on her butt.
My banana is like : <
My mom gave my little sister a tree to "put up" for Christmas. This is what she did with it.
Hot Pockets® Save Lives
MRW my partner asks if I'm ready to leave a holiday party
Meet Auryn - she protects us from The Nothing
When you're a dancer at 4:00 but have to be a chicken at 4:15
What'd I do?
"Who am I...?"
Walking into work after the long break like
Carrying your friend through a break up like...
MRW my phone autocorrects JUMANJI to 'Human Hi' and I have to change it back
OH ARE YOU
MRW I realize my friend's friend wasn't making a funny voice to introduce himself; actually has accent and lisp
Help Identify Man Responsible for Knife Attack in NYC
Congrats to Almost Vagina on securing the SI cover this year! You've done it and you've also ALMOST done it, know what I mean?
My apartment complex gave me the shittiest parking spot.
Took a picture of a bonfire in my backyard. Pretty sure there's a ghost in it.
Then what are we supposed to use for scale?
Someone please give him a disco ball.
I compliment ALL of my coworkers on their "Sweet Ass"
Ahhh, subtle restaurant decor.