Captiin

764 pts · March 31, 2016


Drugs really got ahold of me

“Don’t call me buddy “!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a movie called The Other Guys. 8/10 comedy. Check it out buddy.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They’re obviously aiming for the bushes.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You on the toilet also ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“ I be positive they ain't touching me with no needle.”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I watched it til the end and I don't see any faces. Just girls and mountains.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

Oh that definitely snapped.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's going to be ok.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brehh. I haven't seen that part yet !

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to know some girl who got fired at the sperm bank, I heard she was drinking on the job.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's your sign.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Futurama is background music for my Imgur adventures.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jaja?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whalep

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Retail workers hate this song.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

12

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I think I'd adds to the fun. Depending on the situation.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was going to be nudes. I'd like to see your nudes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'd (double) tap that ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

325$

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, drunk Nazi.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You're the greatest :)

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Not as good as you'd think.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice. Which plant?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where you steal that Confined Space sign?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ohh Si

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes!! Cause if your burrito is to big it will fall apart. Super irritating. And add chipotle tobasco !!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes!! Cause if your burrito is to big it will fall apart. Super irritating. And add chipotle tobasco !!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fargo was in 1996!! This has been my first adult " I'm getting old " moment

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0