IKEA achievement unlocked.
I’m informed it’s my Cakeday, have some pretty flowers I grew this summer.
Ya filthy animals
Wimpy menu form the 70’s
My 14th. Miss this guy.
Bee!
Saw this today.
Dog that lazes like a cat
July 30th.
River not far from me.
Got to have a drink on your Birthday. Or not..
Tolerable Deaths
This monumental bellend.
My tomato harvest has gone well.
It’s just a bacon sandwich. And now you’re hungry.
Duck hunting.
Not long now
Pet Tax
For your viewing pleasure.
Well I did.
Tis the 29th innit.
Semi Curado
When your a Brit on July 4th.
Not too late I hope
On pigeon watch
When your water heater keeps tripping out.
Another British bloke when I learn that Trump is thinking of arming teachers. Dull as a box of rocks.
Just Spring Things.
Merry Christmas.
Am I pretty.
MRW there’s all this Secret Santa stuff going on. Shewerly you need an address n stuff. I don’t understand how this works.
She found the sun puddle.
I really shouldn’t do this to her.
Dry Spell.
MRW I see all the pretty ladies posting Christmas Selfies. Merry Christmas to you all.
MRW I see identical posts here and on reddit.
Tea. And not my cake day.
Found this old IPod in a drawer I was cleaning out. Wonder if it’s worth anything now?
MRW When I see all those posts in foreign languages with no reference. ????
48 hours of bad weather, I went out foraging :(
Wondered why the water wasn’t flowing