CallMeATaxi

10929 pts ยท June 24, 2015


This is my public profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Without my public profile, I am nothing. Without me my public profile is nothing.

*bork.. you are doing me a confusion..

Points 65
Comments 8
Views 842

Suicide is painless..

Points 20
Comments 15
Views 593

The world's largest diamond

Points 31
Comments 29
Views 637

World's smallest elevator in Paris

Points 11
Comments 10
Views 1471

Wafflestomp

Points 2
Comments 14
Views 430

The secrets of the world unlocked..

Points 4
Comments 12
Views 137

MFW my last 5 posts have all gone negative

Points 34
Comments 15
Views 3

Straya!

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 495

If you had one opportunity to save everyone..would you take it?

Points 46
Comments 7
Views 4

Woman mistakens expanding foam for mousse

Points 44
Comments 8
Views 480

Why won't you love me!

Points 1152
Comments 72
Views 176002

Hey baby.. Looking for a good time?

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 350

I pull up as close as I can to the driver's door..

Points 24
Comments 14
Views 148

Childhood changed for ever!

Points 29
Comments 19
Views 7

Browsing Imgur on the train home - NSFW pics flooding user-sub..

Points 35
Comments 6
Views 713

That makes it easy..

Points 30
Comments 40
Views 65

MRW my wife wants to talk about her feelings..

Points 10
Comments 14
Views 242

I couldn't see the difference..

Points -5
Comments 4
Views 0

Tittys Prinkles

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 464

Quaid, start the reactor!

Points 37
Comments 24
Views 82

Anti-gun control activists, I have a question..

Points -4
Comments 33
Views 299

Lets go to shitty wok..

Points 7
Comments 7
Views 85

because she has to open her mouth so wide?

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 192

Playing 'leg wars' with my daughter on the couch

Points 16
Comments 6
Views 7

Solo! Solo! Too Nakma Noya Solo!

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 1953

Yoda's half brother..

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 76

Ooohhhhhhhhh... Ooohhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssss!

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 81

Am I right?

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 75

After 4 hours sleep..

Points 1250
Comments 41
Views 33988

Audax Alpine Classic 2016 cycling event Bright, Victoria

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 402

I'm gonna need a cut lunch and extra batteries..

Points 8
Comments 11
Views 120

Look, if you had, one cross, or one opportunity

Points 14
Comments 5
Views 66

That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah

Points 38
Comments 5
Views 86143

Super Glue Mega Store

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 66

I'll be back..

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 84

Audax Alpine Classic 2016

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 80

You look mighty cute in dem jeans boy..

Points 34
Comments 10
Views 199

Planking..

Points -5
Comments 6
Views 255

Step aside...

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 114

The airing of grievances..

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 113

Asshole parking 101

Points 10
Comments 7
Views 77

McDonalds or KFC?

Points 29
Comments 25
Views 137

I've seen enough porn..

Points -2
Comments 10
Views 72

These gang signs are getting out of control..

Points 3
Comments 8
Views 227

Does this make sense?

Points -6
Comments 53
Views 55

Will you walk into my parlour?

Points 2694
Comments 169
Views 27621

MFW Imgur is over capacity

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 58

Is this French?

Points 15
Comments 6
Views 108

Alarm clock that also makes your coffee

Points 7
Comments 8
Views 109

Do you mind if I play through?

Points 46
Comments 19
Views 770

MFW I watch the new Ghostbusters trailer...

Points 2
Comments 12
Views 480

Forget gun control for a moment..

Points 29
Comments 18
Views 110

MFW I'm trying to be cool..

Points 4
Comments 16
Views 178

Wednesday morning awwwwwwwws

Points 41
Comments 8
Views 738

MRW I've got something in my noise..

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 346

Thomas Jefferson - Southeast Portico

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 175

I'm a responsible gun owner, I keep my guns locked in a safe!

Points 8
Comments 36
Views 150

Catwoman on the Gold Coast

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 324
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