Calaquin

27485 pts · April 9, 2012


Something about yourself!

Taco Bell Crunchy Taco and Mild Sauce Soap

Points 68
Comments 33
Views 5455

Stop shining that bright light at me!

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 65

The Trials and Tribulations of Veiny Dog

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 1155

"The future ain't what it used to be." ~ Yogi Berra

Points 16
Comments 13
Views 451

"Even though the future seems far away, it is actually beginning right now." ~ Mattie Stepanek

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 166

Here's an imperfect loop

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 384

I don't care for this song

Points 173
Comments 70
Views 370

Walmart Tropickles Soap

Points 11
Comments 9
Views 930

“The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible.” – Joel Brown

Points 12
Comments 7
Views 224

Booo......ooooobs

Points 2
Comments 12
Views 74

"Always be a little kinder than necessary." J.M. Barrie

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 155

I taught my cat to play fetch

Points 9
Comments 8
Views 247

"Gonna touch myself; doodaleedoo!"

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 496

Fashion.

Points 3
Comments 13
Views 64

The Windows 10 App Store's rating system consists of black stars and just slightly less dark black stars

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 72

Ew...

Points 6
Comments 23
Views 50

"You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough" ~ Mae West

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 92

Goddamn cats are adorable

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 111

I guess I'm not gaming tonight.

Points 18
Comments 4
Views 73

How my few weeks out of the Army have been

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 38

Conceal a dangerous knife in an otherwise nonthreatening bullet.

Points 9
Comments 8
Views 93

Ten days in, and still no one suspects I'm a load bearing pillar.

Points 20
Comments 2
Views 75

The woes of getting a 4TB hard drive

Points 3
Comments 9
Views 88

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 186

I can't believe this has been around for fifty years now.

Points 6
Comments 12
Views 84

This Dude Has Balls

Points 1
Comments 9
Views 39

We didn't have money for toys, so I made my own.

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 44

Some useful lifehacks. I tried one so far. It worked!

Points 36
Comments 8
Views 2267

Sale?

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 50

Straight rod through a curved hole (not an innuendo)

Points 6
Comments 8
Views 236

Anorexics showing off

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 224

Multitasking LifeHack

Points 28
Comments 4
Views 88

Buttersafe

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 105

I don't hold political power, so that means I can't be racist or sexist.

Points 9
Comments 29
Views 70

Or is it "they're they're" (repetitive), "their their" (whose?), "their there", or "they're there" (where?)?

Points 1
Comments 13
Views 52

Music

Points 1
Comments 6
Views 33

Finally, a solution

Points 6
Comments 13
Views 36

How to get hired

Points 37
Comments 0
Views 639

Love is just a word until someone special gives it meaning

Points 16
Comments 6
Views 79

This is what the inside of your (mine, actually) stomach looks like. Fucking gross.

Points 15
Comments 26
Views 2951

I never realized Carrie Fisher was so short

Points 8
Comments 10
Views 216

The 80s was a time for more poignant films

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 111

*looks to the left and right*

Points 14
Comments 9
Views 43

Nothing says "I love you" like

Points 14
Comments 12
Views 325

What will they do when they run out of cloud storage space?

Points 30
Comments 8
Views 120

Was looking to buy gallium when I found this

Points 10
Comments 1
Views 56

I hope I can put an end to this before it gets *takes off sunglasses* off the ground

Points 8
Comments 6
Views 112

Descending Bear Maneuver

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 2878

Twenty minutes

Points 39
Comments 37
Views 1146

I must go now. My people need me.

Points 71
Comments 3
Views 87

I guess there are worse holes for it

Points 23
Comments 13
Views 44

Besiege

Points 137
Comments 15
Views 10709

Only the cool kids ride the s'cool bus.

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 105

I'm listening

Points 44
Comments 3
Views 100

Buttersafe is the most charming online comic

Points 23
Comments 3
Views 117

Wedding Proposal Idea

Points 43
Comments 16
Views 282

Harvard's Tug of War team 1888

Points 9
Comments 5
Views 122
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