Taco Bell Crunchy Taco and Mild Sauce Soap
Stop shining that bright light at me!
The Trials and Tribulations of Veiny Dog
"The future ain't what it used to be." ~ Yogi Berra
"Even though the future seems far away, it is actually beginning right now." ~ Mattie Stepanek
Here's an imperfect loop
I don't care for this song
Walmart Tropickles Soap
“The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible.” – Joel Brown
Booo......ooooobs
"Always be a little kinder than necessary." J.M. Barrie
I taught my cat to play fetch
"Gonna touch myself; doodaleedoo!"
Fashion.
The Windows 10 App Store's rating system consists of black stars and just slightly less dark black stars
Ew...
"You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough" ~ Mae West
Goddamn cats are adorable
I guess I'm not gaming tonight.
How my few weeks out of the Army have been
Conceal a dangerous knife in an otherwise nonthreatening bullet.
Ten days in, and still no one suspects I'm a load bearing pillar.
The woes of getting a 4TB hard drive
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I can't believe this has been around for fifty years now.
This Dude Has Balls
We didn't have money for toys, so I made my own.
Some useful lifehacks. I tried one so far. It worked!
Sale?
Straight rod through a curved hole (not an innuendo)
Anorexics showing off
Multitasking LifeHack
Buttersafe
I don't hold political power, so that means I can't be racist or sexist.
Or is it "they're they're" (repetitive), "their their" (whose?), "their there", or "they're there" (where?)?
Music
Finally, a solution
How to get hired
Love is just a word until someone special gives it meaning
This is what the inside of your (mine, actually) stomach looks like. Fucking gross.
I never realized Carrie Fisher was so short
The 80s was a time for more poignant films
*looks to the left and right*
Nothing says "I love you" like
What will they do when they run out of cloud storage space?
Was looking to buy gallium when I found this
I hope I can put an end to this before it gets *takes off sunglasses* off the ground
Descending Bear Maneuver
Twenty minutes
I must go now. My people need me.
I guess there are worse holes for it
Besiege
Only the cool kids ride the s'cool bus.
I'm listening
Buttersafe is the most charming online comic
Wedding Proposal Idea
Harvard's Tug of War team 1888