Proud of this one.
Three consecutive saves to my phone. Not a dump, maybe a nugget.
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
SpaceX is Launching one of the largest ever rockets, taking a tesla car to mars. Old Muskey is a truely brilliant madman.
neighbour's dog likes to say hi, by bouncing on their trampoline.
Aged like milk
My theory.
Best pun I have ever done
Most Saturdays
Lets have a discussion
Me with my family. For redhead Monday.
You think this is over. This is still happening.
Someone said something about a bucket list. #Forkerryann
We all know people like this.
Who wouldn't want a pint after a ruff day.
How to get me to leave your website. An info-graphic.
# Healthy Living
Poop knife! Poop knife! Poop knife!
Uh oh spaghettios
I'm traveling through Scotland and found the internets northern brother.
This OC took me 6 hours.......
I saw an old white couple in a suit and dress, just melting down on a ticket opperator because their train was late.
Waking up today in the uk.
My favourite comment thread.
July 5th memdependence day!
I have a masters degree in mathematics. Send me your homework problems.
So it turns out a pub near me has a hidden fucking room. You pull a certain book to get the whole wall to move.
Just another thing that should never die
I have a masters in mathematics. Would anyone like a hand with anything / have any questions for me.
Opps. I need to go outside more.
When I tell my girlfriend to come over for hugs.
I used to love Mitch Hedberg, I still do but I used to too.
They're selling empty boxes at my local tescos.
I have a masters in mathematics. Send homework problems and or questions you'd like answers to.
Happy new year yall
Quick! To MySpace!
If you flip the word poop you get the word boob. Hehe. I wondered if there were any other flip words.