MRW my brother calls to tell me that he just got Mario Kart and my nephews asked if I could come over to play
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Shang Tsunami
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1063
Watching my post go negative and finally seem to settle on -48
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MRW some guys driving a $100k Mercedes get road rage and threaten to crash into my 12 year-old Camry.
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Asking obama whether he illegally tapped the phones at Trump Tower
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Because I have not seen any posts about this, wikileaks released its first in a series of CIA documents and program code
-2
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122
My master's gone away!!!!!!!!!
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Buried treasure
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When a webpage informs me that I must disable my ad blocker to view their content
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MRW facebook starts removing all news stories about Vault 7
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438
Vault 7
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Money
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MRW I am playing Mario Kart with my nephews and they say that it does not matter who wins as long as we all have fun
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Inconvenient truth for snowflake parents of soon-to-be snowflakes
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"So the last will be first, and the first will be last." Matthew 20:16
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950
When you have a cup of coffee for the first time in a while and it goes right to your head
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495
MRW I am playing shopkeeper with my nephew and he says that I do not have enough money for two Ninja Turtles
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493
Everyone is so goddamn determined to defend the narrative of their political identities that they hate verifiable facts
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When I have watched Deep Space 9 twice back-to-back, just finished The Next Generation again today, and the thought goes through my mind of maybe returning to Voyager
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I do not believe that vaccines cause autism. MRW people ask why I am an anti-vaxxer
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