ButFirstItWillPissYouOff

586 pts ยท December 21, 2025


I started asking if folks at my local dungeon had been raised Catholic. Not just that it was 3/4 of them but it became easy to guess which ones based on their kinks.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't get that sex and gender aren't the same thing then you weren't paying attention in grade school.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"You work for us" is maybe the most broken thing he's ever said as President. He has no idea how this shit works.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lap of luxury is a pretty big exaggeration but it's not the shankhouse full of rats she deserves.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then your dumb ass should have run for President of Greenland.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So basically he copyrighted the Pear of Anguish.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When people say they want the country run like a business they aren't thinking about an actual business. They're thinking about a lemonade stand. They want to make sure the cups only cost a dime and everyone gets and equal portion of sugar. They don't understand that capitalism works nothing like an lemonade stand.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When we are forced to bring him down. All of those that enabled a mentally ill man to destroy our country must be put against the wall and shot.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anyone. I'm not a pedophiiiiile.. Oh hi Mark.."

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it happened once you could try to pass it off as dumb luck. But he keeps signalling market shifts caused by his presidency and all his friends keep making obscene money off it.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Admit it you also read that as Ikea on the first pass and you were trying to remember if they sell Geiger counters.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't silence celebrities. I'm too fond of their art. But their spouses and children should be invisible in our culture.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My mom was a massively successful real-estate agent and hospitality manager. I don't see a reason why strangers should care about her. The difference between my mom and Sharon Osbourne is who they married.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got hit by a wall of rain when I was on vacation in Orlando. I was at Universal Studios in 100 degree weather and saw an area of the park that was all wet and I figured it was some kind of park thing, then suddenly the wet came at me and I still didn't understand that it was a natural phenomena because it looks so surreal, and also because theme parks are inherently surreal.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if you take the very liberal interpretation of his wounds and say that his injury was from a broken piece of a teleprompter, there would have been visible signs of the wound days later when Trump was out in public. His ear bandage didn't make any sense and clearly wasn't related to the injury he claimed to have. The very best possibility is that he faked his injuries and lied about them.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Exceptions for rape are a distraction and an insult. Women don't only have bodily autonomy when a man rapes them.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Republicans have shit on every inch of high ground they ever tried to claim.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we stop pretending that Celebrity spouses need to be listened to or cared about.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But not we envy embarrassments.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how many time I've seen videos of kids getting a new leg and running around like idiots but this dog.. this fucking dog.. I'm dying.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Small drink costs a dollar less for a 40 gallon smaller cup.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Admittedly when you fuck around with the presidency in other countries shit goes down. We really need to be having consequences here.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why you fight to make your divorce amicable.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

His problem was never that he wasn't informed or that he lacked the intellect to understand the issues. The problem is that he's evil.

3 months ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

There are two wolves in every lodge. It's just a matter of which you choose to feed.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's wrong with you that what's going on in your own home blindsides you??

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just you and mee half-ork giiiiirl.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not giving Trump any slack, but Iran is saying that Trump has refused tenants of the peace treaty they offered him. So maybe Mojtaba Khamenei isn't any more trustworthy than Trump is.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

here, you need to be making sure you're able to study it." We paid a lot of attention after that.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first day in highscool freshmen science class we came in and there was this manic white-haired old guy writing a huge chemical composition up on the board. Then he turned around and introduced himself, then he erased the board and asked if everyone got that diagram in their notes. We all looked blankly at him and he explained it was the chemical composition for LSD and if we took notes we could have made a lot of money (Likely a lie but a convincing one). Then he said "If I'm writing it up

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