Must have been a good sammich
This is kind of a repost but not really. An Imgur user edited my photo.
This bitch just won’t quit
I’m still being held hostage by my neighbors cat. I’ve run out of food and water but my mommy is bringing me a care package
I’ve tried
And I’m still being held hostage
Taking out the trash this morning.
Hypnotic
Dear customer
Ants riding seadoos
I have a dog that makes me feel this way. I would never hurt her but she makes me want to
Dude is bananas
I bought an engraving tool
The neighbors cat released me. But now someone else’s dog has decided I’m part of his heard.
Cat thoughts
Day 400
You dress ratchet
I’m just venting frustration
We hear gunfire every night. At least tonight the bangs are fireworks
This scene always makes me think about my sister..
Don’t send help. I’m being held hostage by my neighbors cat but I’m ok with it
I don’t know what game this is but I’ve been laughing at it for 10 mins
That’ll do donkey. That’ll do.
Sorry for stealing from a YouTube short. But I feel like people should listen to Neil.
Karen Gillan. Cuddle me shipmate
Ok so an unknown kitty has been holding me hostage for almost a year. And now she lays claim to my car. Ffs ?♀️
Day 365 of being held hostage by my neighbors cat
Day 115 of being held hostage by my neighbors cat
Halftime show
Damnit I have to poop. I guess I’ll just shit myself
I’ve done over 3000 deliveries for door dash and I can say with complete honesty that Popeyes almost always takes 30 minutes. Even if the order was placed an hour ago.
I’m a plumber. “I’m sorry ma’am but your toilet is working purrrfectly fine”
2021 anthem. Meow me furry cats meow
Mortal Kombattt
Apologies for quality
It baffles me, how any artist thought this was ok.
Satisfying
Why would I need a proof of purchase for gummy lifesavers.Some skeptical friend? Don’t even act like I didn’t buy those life savers.. I’ve got the documentation right here… I’ll file it under L for lifesavers, cause we all know what L stands for
Khajiit has wares if you hrnnnnngggg
It’s been rough
I’m staying sober for me but I did it for her.
Don’t do it people
U wut m8?
Exit
Don’t mess with the warrior
For later use. Disregard
Happy Monday
I’m a plumber.
Kitty to the rescue
Sooo this is a thing.
Wtf get it off me!!
Nope
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Y’all need jeebus
dayum, Dayum, DAYUM (with sound)
I’m ashamed to admit I never noticed this until today