Blankasbiscuits

258 pts ยท May 21, 2015


Ain't that a daisy...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Growlithe knows that Sollux wants to see garents eyes

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2 d*cks and I can sing the national anthem

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Literally worse than Pompei and Caesar. Even Caesar distributed his wealth and created social welfare programs...

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That show is too real for me, me and my brothers friends watch and dont get why we dont like it

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Both my niece and her 2 yr doggy steal socks, they also eg eachother on when howling

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Currently have a chief who guts it. In front of god and everone

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P spoops

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Get a short throw projector, find an image, display projected image on garage door. Trace. Color in

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You break up the pattern, most times your brains fills in blanks when it look similar

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"Im no more to fit to explain, then you are to understand it." That's what one of my chiefs told me once. by your logic, do you hate graves?

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As an adult, I bought 360 pouches of fruit gushers. They were gone in month. Aint nobody tell you how to live!

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This argument doesnt work. Would you say that to a kid being bullied? Or a person being attacked?

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I also dont like breathing in my farts

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Food will always be a problem.

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Once broke a radar that prevented my ship from deployment. chief said "make it right, and it's like nothing happened" take it in stride!

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I've had enough experiances with them that I dont care for that type of person either

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Real talk. How do I get me a set? I got a bucket helmet but that's it

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I learned knitting on my 1st deployment, great hobby! And new socks and beanies!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmmm

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In port is free sport!

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: as long as you start with "With all due respect," you can tell the 1st class to blow it out their ass

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

My dog loves both! He loves splashing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uhhh, where was this taken? My father did this a few years back

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Good thing they are getting rid of them

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good advice for arguing: never do it right when you get home, when you haven't eaten, when you arent hydrated, or without perspective

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You did it before, you know the road to the next adventure! You got this shit! This time, punch a fckn dragon!

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Love it when cats keep their socks white

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I mean yeah. Do you hold the bystanders responsible for genocide? Cause they aren't good or evil, but they may have done nothing

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Being able to afford school lunches

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