Oh, ill get the dishes done...
The cauliflower ear is the worst
I hate it...the kids don't get it..
This guy got busted molesting his friends 1 yr old daughter..
You are all a bunch of sheeple...
Invisible Ashtray
I call bullshit..
Coming out of the woodwork..
I guess my Thanksgiving is ruined...
It was -15 this morning...
MFW I see all of these Don Rickles posts
Beyond a holocaust....
His tennis ball is in the couch...
MFW im sitting on my sisters grave hiding from 3 crazy witches...
Typical...
RIP Thomas S. Monson
Not exactly what I had in mind...
Give'r some gas!
Its a planet sized plot hole..
...and wouldn't you be constantly pulling them up?
Lookin Smart!
Ready for my close-up, Mr Deville..
When ur kid is ugly af but you're still proud..
When the Baron calls and says come over..
Thirsty camel is thirsty..
For 3 days...
Straight from the Disc!!
For those dealing with the winter storm on the east coast
ARD
Moo moo motherclucker
RIP Rodney Smith
In conjunction with the other webbed feet post earlier...I prefer this one..
When you Google "pubs" in the UK
Our new fluff butt, Tock!
Since I've never had an iphone...I am claiming im a gen-xer...
I laughed out loud
i dont need it shoved down my throat, so to speak..
"...and I left a present in your stocking..."
Just found out..
404'd
RIP Henry Heimlich
When my heart is deceitful above all things..
Looking at you, Dallas Snipers...
Right in the face!
MRW my cat licks me in the middle of the night
Rocket's audition tape for GOTG
Draw me like one of your French Penguins..
MFW I finally get that piece of corn out from between my teeth..
Hogswatch is coming..
RIP Pete Burns
Been clogged for a couple days..
No respect, I tell ya...