My wife's reaction when we found the perfect daycare for our 2 year old but then found out they only allow enrollment for non-vaccinated children.
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My wife 6 seconds after I've cleaned the last Thanksgiving plate from the table.
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Mexicans always eat my....
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This is a classic example of authorities abusing their power. Next they'll tell us we're expected to use turn signals to indicate our movement intentions!
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Truth.
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Lost 40 pounds over the past year and a half. My knees feel good again and I definitely have more energy. But most importantly after losing the gut...
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First attempt at reverse searing.
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He's not dead, he's in the jungle. Someone just needs to roll a 5 or an 8.
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Dog Frog.. Frog Dog.. Drog.
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Play stupid games... (sound on)
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MRW a mom smacked her kid in the mouth after he screamed, "you bitch!!" at her in the grocery store.
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What's my purpose?
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I hadn't even finished washing the dishes from our Thanksgiving Supper and my wife was like...
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Tobey Maguire is the next Batman.
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