Weyland-Yutani. Building better worlds.
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It's pay day today!
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Don't eat this sea slug, it's not a piece of spinach.
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Every time. Like clockwork.
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MRW my gf ends her period AND apologizes for being a B, 3 days before our cabin trip
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Christmas selfie
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I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid
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Being on team human
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