Just don't
Happy New Year from the Chinese!
Got that Thirst for 1st.
MRW I tell my girlfriend I have to pass gas and she tries to make me stop
MRW I turn 30, after a lifetime of smoking and eating horribly.
cat tax from a nonlinear, alternate dimension
You can go outside now.
Here's to five
Damn, brugh!
It's my cake day. You might be able to infer, from this being my first favorite, that I'm a bit of a nerd.
What's it say though?
Tired of counting sheep? Learn to count in ASL!
Danger! Die? Read.
It's three... Who does three like this?
One
And here's a four.
Good enough for the girls I date.
Seven
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