Beezlebubble

179441 pts · April 9, 2013


I have some relative idea of what I'm doing. A bit of a twisted sense of humor and sometimes people get offended by it, but I'm not here for fake points. I'm happy to play devil's advocate. If you get this to the front page, nothing will happen except for the fact that I will call you a cunt.

Honestly I gotta look at the new stats. I'm a tiny bit native from my dad's grandmother but I don't consider myself part of the native pop. My son, I would, because his mother is nearly 100% native

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time I pushed someone out, they kept talking to me and I said "not to be a dck but you're in the way, so I'm helping. Plus it's the right thing to do. But I don't wanna talk about it. Just don't fk up next time"

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something Griffith would wear... GRIFFITH!!!!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You say trying as if they didn't succeed...there's so few left now and declining every year

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Massachusetts. We'll help push you out of a snowbank but call you a moron the whole time we're helping

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I used to get a free pie and a $100 gift card to the store of my choice. Small family owned business. Every family member was a millionaire.

Company had a month long shutdown/stoppage (or at least slowdown and back up of orders) when I left, because everything in the building had to go to me, twice.

Aerospace supply company. I think I cost them roughly $250k in losses for a month.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Private security has higher risk to health and life than police, last I knew

6 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Wuh-ster/Whih-ster. Been here for decades.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile my puggle just rolls over in your lap if you're cutting his nails.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have some on my profile but here's a more recent one. Apologies for selfie

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My idiot dog has squeezed through my fence gap to run to neighbors for a pet. 100% wouldn't blame someone for doing this to him if they don't know him. He's a lovable idiot but doesn't understand not everyone wants him near them. Normally he's good but I still can't trust him off leash.

That and with the coyotes and bobcats in my area...

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also know EXACTLY what street this is, having been driving on it for the past 8 years

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember this, being from the area

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoot* mistake found. WE GOT HIM (sarcasm)

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Lovecraft had a good way with creating a story that was creepy and kept you on your feet.

Just sucks that the reason behind it was how he viewed groups.

Why can't people come up with a fantastical world and stories where they can be that - stories. They don't have to have a deeper, hateful meaning.

"The old man and the sea is about an old man, and the sea. That's it"

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Myy dog will sit on my lap and roll over when I get the clippers

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

INSANE take down

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually relatable...I should call her

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good cops shouldn't feel fear reporting bad cops. The system needs to be changed

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

We learned from the best...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in the north US and growing up, a cobra was in their yard...no idea how or why. They caught it and asked me if I knew what it was. Immediately slammed the cover on the bucket when it reared up and popped its flaps out. "WHY IS THIS IN YOUR YARD‽" prompted a quick call to animal control.

Animal control was baffled when they saw it

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Take this bat. Beat the man! Beat the man to death!"

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok so I know the original context but not THIS one

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Remember - the liver can regenerate. Keep enough for yourself between sales (after a while though it stops due to scarring)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm glad a lot of the newer generations are moving towards being more positive and calling out toxic mindsets. I'm a bit older than a few of my friends and they embody positive mindsets. Nice to see

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My aunt was...dad told me she got it removed

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Call him yardstick

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you want good Ogryn fan stuff - start with Gav and Bob

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My back hurts watching this

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0