17893 pts ยท September 3, 2013
Please be worth it, please be worth it, please be worth it
Oh, honey.
At first glance, I thought it was. Complete with white Jesus bookmark.
ssssassy....
Is Buddy a Dachshund? Those lil shits can live for freaking ever. They're missing his best years yet! Congrats to you and him!
And here I sit, snorting through happy tears, all thanks to you.
This is a thing?!?! I thought my dog was just a freak...
Everyone who's ever squealed and run from my Newfie needs to hear this. Big does not mean aggressive. More often, little does.
I am the girlfriend that makes these jokes. I am also a Lauren. Funny stuff.
Yo dog. Pun intended.
This is my SO's argument. But it's dangerously catchy - the melody, the persona, the words, and the ideas behind it all.
Imma need a sauce and a date and name for the name battle, please.
And we found the fucker that actually got his Hogwarts letter.
I cannot tell you how satisfying it was to give you your 7000th +1
I actually thought this was a mirror.
This is the internet. You'll get corrected whether you're wrong or right.
Something in the tail says it's about to swish and flick and someone is going to die.
SC & FL apparently got their shit together at least once, too. I'm amazed and proud.
I'm insanely ticklish, almost everywhere. We have a no light touches during sex rule, otherwise I spaz and kill the mood.
I'm just happy Florida was able to do something right for once.
I gotchu fam
I thought it was obvious... The kids parent is the one behind the camera.
*sniff*
Lea is a legit name in the US, too. Just not Le-a.
So much sass!
Squirrel got it goin' on, though!
Truer words have never been spoken.
.
Please be worth it, please be worth it, please be worth it
Oh, honey.
At first glance, I thought it was. Complete with white Jesus bookmark.
ssssassy....
Is Buddy a Dachshund? Those lil shits can live for freaking ever. They're missing his best years yet! Congrats to you and him!
And here I sit, snorting through happy tears, all thanks to you.
This is a thing?!?! I thought my dog was just a freak...
Everyone who's ever squealed and run from my Newfie needs to hear this. Big does not mean aggressive. More often, little does.
I am the girlfriend that makes these jokes. I am also a Lauren. Funny stuff.
Yo dog. Pun intended.
This is my SO's argument. But it's dangerously catchy - the melody, the persona, the words, and the ideas behind it all.
This is my SO's argument. But it's dangerously catchy - the melody, the persona, the words, and the ideas behind it all.
Imma need a sauce and a date and name for the name battle, please.
And we found the fucker that actually got his Hogwarts letter.
I cannot tell you how satisfying it was to give you your 7000th +1
I actually thought this was a mirror.
This is the internet. You'll get corrected whether you're wrong or right.
Something in the tail says it's about to swish and flick and someone is going to die.
SC & FL apparently got their shit together at least once, too. I'm amazed and proud.
I'm insanely ticklish, almost everywhere. We have a no light touches during sex rule, otherwise I spaz and kill the mood.
I'm just happy Florida was able to do something right for once.
I gotchu fam
I thought it was obvious... The kids parent is the one behind the camera.
*sniff*
Lea is a legit name in the US, too. Just not Le-a.
So much sass!
Squirrel got it goin' on, though!
Truer words have never been spoken.
.