Barlort

179924 pts · June 2, 2013


Hi. I'm a terrible person with views that would turn your mother crimson if she heard. My dry wit is a coping mechanism for failure. Both in love and in life. If you ask for my advice, You'll get what I believe to be the best answer. That may not be the best answer for you, though. Usersub is where it's at, and I only look at the front page when one of my comments blows up. I've been on here too long to care about reposts. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori is a lie we've been telling ourselves since we started banging rocks together.

Aww man.

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Imgurs ad game on point.

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Scalpers suck.

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No one wants to be me anyway.

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George R R Martin: *Slaps book cover* This bad boy can fit so much wistful longing in it, because it's never coming out.

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This ceiling panel has seen some shit.

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Well played, Imgur.

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Some chill music to bring this day of days to an end. 

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I found where Mickey buried the body.

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There is a lot to unpack here.

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Looks like my house has a drinking problem.

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Exorcist baby is tired of your shit

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Thanks, Kia. I think I R SMRT too.

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A surprise visit at Yellowstone today.

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Nightmare fuel from PBS.

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Damn Spotify.

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Am I doing this right?

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I may have made too much for one person.

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Found the creeper in the neighborhood.

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When will then be now?

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When life gets you down, remember Zardu Hasselfrau. 

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There's something... off about my nephews Toy Story toys.

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My neighborhood was handing out some weird Halloween candy this year.

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Fire in the disco!

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I'm here to repopulate the earth. 

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Browsing usersub on July 29th. 

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Grilled up some steak.

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MRW I hear the new Gorillaz single.

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You'll find ways to get into Hyrule castle when Zelda calls.

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Found an underground waterfall at work today. 

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When it's July 29th. 

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When your girlfriend turns into a zombie, but that suck game strong.

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This is how you put the moves on.

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I wanna know what game they're playing.

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When you play football, but also want to repopulate the earth single-handedly. 

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When the squads dancing skills are on point, but we all ate Taco Bell before going to the club.

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I'd hate to see how he overcompensates.

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I hope grandma isn't still in there.

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This is the behavior of a zombie. 

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Uncle Ben(Jen)'s rice.

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Who wants some milk?

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4 weeks.

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MRW there are zombies

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That one summer my friends and I built a rocket in my backyard while our parents BBQ'd.

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Always bring flowers on the first date.

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That poor child.

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Batdog!

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Spotify knows what I was planning on doing tonight.

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A sad day for a storied franchise

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Uhhhh...

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Tinder shenanigans

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Found the perfect Halloween decorations for my wife.

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Lunch

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FOR A MAN OF ACTION!

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Guys...

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The spice must flow.

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Hey Guys...

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