Wow! I can’t wait to see what it is!
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3
550
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it it
1
4
430
When I up the dasher tip from $4 to $5
2
0
110
When wrestling was still good
0
1
168
Our pediatrician's office has just about thrown in the towel
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1687
When you run the story you wrote through an AI detector for fun and it lights up like a Christmas tree
10
5
733
Eyebrows. Right angles. No.
-1
1
160
A must-read for anyone working retail this season
1
1
78
*dusts off pirate hat*
1
5
156
Forbidden Kit Kat bar
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2327
Who tf eats a whole box of muffins at once?
6
7
257
Me checking my email every 2 minutes to see if school shut down
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1369
Trying to find YA fantasy novels to read as a guy like
5
11
685
They should just have a Royal Rumble match to decide it
1336
154
100095
Jonesing for that sweet sweet forbidden fruit punch
2
2
206
Eleventh Doctor is best Doctor fight me
-1
4
148
Teaching 8th grade US history in a nutshell
3
0
325
...does this pie have ground beef in it?
-1
3
91
Whenever I have a bad day, I like to google this image and just take it all in
0
2
198
Me sitting at home watching the night Trump will lose and refuse to leave office getting closer
21
18
484
Sitting in California watching red states rushing to reopen like
5
5
294
...Am I supposed to want this?
6
7
341
Behold! The first horseman of the apocalypse, Pestilence, in all his terrible glory!
3
0
215
As an American, my jimmies are rustled
-3
2
73
I have never wanted to eat something less
20
13
938
Afternoon ruined
-2
0
126
Here comes a new challenger!!!
-1
4
155
It would be the ultimate 2020 moment
1
3
147
What the fuck kind of demon-possession witchcraft contortionist school is this?
0
0
254
Emergency chocolate ice cream recipe
1
2
177
When you get into a fight with the wife at Harry Potter World
3
11
464
Can’t wait for New Year’s Eve 2029. 1930s-themed parties gonna be lit!
13
2
599
It's not gay if it's black and says DUDE on it
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18
1267
Wow classic, here I co-
6
3
878
$3.98 for the best thermos of all time and the worst song of all time? Goodwill score!
2
1
209
Somebody has to say it
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1411
28years old, at least fifteen of those years spent in a garage... works like a charm
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7
2903
Sorry not sorry
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9
629
Not that I’m judging
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6
189
This sign went up last week. I'm glad I wasn't there the day it became necessary.
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