AzraelEternity

123366 pts · August 21, 2015


Please, Arizona Arizona was my father. You can call me Az Az. I'm a 38 y/o Imgurian currently living in NE Ohio. I'm originally from California and NorCal will always be home to me no matter where I go. Nothing beats the Sonoma Coast for beaches. Life is complicated. Separated from my wife in 2019, moved to Texas in 2020, and now moved to Ohio in 2022 to try to work things out with wife. At least I have my Moose, who I try to share pictures of on here. Whoever reads this, I hope things are well for you and if they are not then I hope things get better. You deserve to be happy. Shout out to the best people I know: Gwynnie, who won't tell me her username, @SavvvyB and @Sourceress who have been some of the best friends I've had in years. I hope to see you all soon. Credit to Gwynnie for coming up with the opening line. It was too funny and I had to include it here.

I’ve gone twice and I had to leave generally within an hour of arriving. I’m super excited to go but I leave for the same reason. It is just too much for me.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#23 I feel called out. I have souvenir cups from the past 3 seasons plus two from the local zoo. They're good cups.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They both knew what they were doing.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hate raccoons. They scare off the neighborhood ferals we feed. Can't leave food out at night anymore.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Christ on a bike.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Was my immediate thought also.

4 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Chiropractors hate this one weird trick.

4 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Spank the tank.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

SHARPEST

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TOLD

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Faded? It's gold and in a plastic sleeve. Gold badges indicate an employee for 40 years or more. (25 or more are silver.)

4 months ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

I knew I should have scrolled to see if someone else called it. Updoot for you for beating me by 30 minutes.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Considering the background image is a soccer/football pitch I'm gonna assume they don't mean NBA.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment.

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Waldo, Pennywise, Riley Reid. Am I missing any?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 isn't about not using my phone. It's about not using a random QR code.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Looks like it should be in a Studio Ghibli film.

5 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I don't know why but I never noticed the Chansey in the corner nor did I notice it using a Pokedex to take a photo.

5 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Geoff Castellucci!

5 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

For reference to anyone that cares, Yountville is a tiny town north of Napa, CA in the wine country that has a population of about 3.3k. According to Wikipedia "[a]lmost a third of the town's population lives at the Veterans Home of California." And according to the linked article there were already 23 poublic meetings regarding this project. Fucking NIMBY assholes like this are why I had to move out of CA for lack of affordability.

5 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Them: "People deserve food and maybe a little treat."
You: "SO fOoD staMps sHoULd bUY GuNs tHEN?"
That's how you sound. And no one owes you shit. Fuck off to 4chan.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We have a rose bush in our back yard and whenever a rose blooms she sends me photos of them and every once in a while she'll clip one to put in a little glass on my desk. It means the world to me.

5 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Straws (and plastic in general) are harmful to turtles. There was a video that circulated many years ago of a straw being lodged in a turtle's nasal passage and someone having to use pliers to dislodge it from being embedded several inches.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Seahawks knocked my 49ers out, Seahawks are a west-coast team, and fuck the Patriots. Go Seattle.

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

He was 40 when she was 30 at the time they were married.

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If you want to road trip there is now one down in Tennessee. Can stop at a Buc-ee's while you're down there.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0