AverageTortilla

19613 pts ยท November 21, 2017


I'm just an average tortilla. if you screenshot this to the front page, I won't do anything. Nothing special will happen. Okay, maybe I'll send you a message saying thanks.

Didn't work for me either

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes, omg. I verbally went "oh fuck! You'll shit your pants". I just hope my flatmate doesn't think I'm masturbating to scat porn

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/ when their suspicious dead body is found, police (Beijing police, mind you, not HK) declare all of them to die from suicide.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And why people in HK started declaring "I will not commit suicide" or "I am not suicidal" cause people start going missing and 1/

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What are you talking about? Haven't you heard about people being 'disappeared'?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Huh I'd always thought it's just something my ex said. He must've taken it from a movie or something, eh?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes she's fucking amazing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh and here I am thinking that OP is being cynical, implying that the history taught will be skewed by the government.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is too short. I need to see the complete story. The part where they start spraying the gas. Otherwise this seems a little one-sided.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yesterday for New Zealand

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Auckland is doing it tomorrow

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Law of Average

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. When I first heard about all this, my first thought was "This is just like Hong Kong". I'm surprised I don't see more comparison

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want LOK on there too

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you gotta ask stupid questions to get those statements on tape for future ammunition

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't make it too difficult, please.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Kiwi

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Kiwi

6 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 3

In my mum's culture it means someone you love is gonna die

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want Legend of Korea to be on too. I've already finished Avatar The Last Airbender

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot your /s

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just check that the ingredients are halal. there are non-meat ingredients not halal or called "syubhah" which is unclear if halal or not.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Idk it's hard to specialise Pam

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pray tell

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Curious, do you personally find every good looking person nice although they're jerks?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What's the official name?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top tip right here

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0