Merry New Year!
I'm stoked!!
So pretty
I need to know guys!!
Sing it with me
I'm sure it's a repost.
"A perfect Oreo flavor doesn't exi.....
Quite uncomfortable
Dutch is a moron
Too close to home for me
What I tell my girlfriend every time I leave the house
Happy Mardi Gras!
Guess I'll die
This needs to be apart of all our lives.
Great start to the day. So satisfying
When your black friend makes breakfast... yo, don't forget the
Well shit Siri, very thorough of you
When the only thing in life you're good at is theft.
I wish someone would look at me the way this cat looks at perforated, recycled cardboard
I want a refund please
Too soon?
Frickin breakfast bots
Finished Him!
4 Block servings
This is the best one I have seen
I'm not crying
Jumping on the Christmas selfie bandwagon....
How I treat all my money
I love crossovers
Hey United, keep your peacocks and hamsters...time for
Give in to the dark side Doggo
Savage AF Google
I read that as Warship, haha
Posted this a year ago...now I firmly believe, he started the pod challenge with calling it "sauce"
Gave me a chuckle
Poor little octopus. I don't understand how poaching these little guys is still legal. And mounting it like a trophy.... disgusting.
Every damn morning
Saw: Whale
1st night at my new apartment tonight...
Have your elf a nice day
My current relationship status
Might be my cake day. App won't let me move to my profile. So here's a funny
Try this at home...
Damn, Yahoo! Phrasing!
Stroller of the future
Add 10 gallons of vodka to that tank, and I'd be onboard
I crossfit daily
MRW my screen name is taken
Gave me a chuckle
Found this in a dump I think, and I chuckled
Laundry Sauce
Now with less pixels
Starting a war right
I don't know what you want