Asterus

34170 pts · December 25, 2014


I once jacked off 12 times in one day just to see if I could

Happy TT

Points 947
Comments 46
Views 10520

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? - Envelope.

Points 464
Comments 37
Views 11836

Here are some extra good vibes for TT and the week

Points 533
Comments 33
Views 7112

Bride 2B cosplay from NieR: Automata

Points 235
Comments 10
Views 3666

Some OC Chun-Li for your sunday <3

Points 1017
Comments 38
Views 22205

Witch Ayaka oc

Points 181
Comments 8
Views 4127

Tuesday again already my lovelies? Ohh my

Points 1018
Comments 51
Views 13996

Appropriate outfit for fridays?

Points 215
Comments 4
Views 4296

Happy TT <3

Points 997
Comments 32
Views 11426

Ada Wong cosplay from Resident Evil 4

Points 670
Comments 21
Views 21402

How do seashells stay clean? - They wash up on the beach.

Points 683
Comments 16
Views 11438

What do you call a short celebrity? A dwarf star!

Points 542
Comments 19
Views 11462

A friend of mine told me that he can throw a frisbee 100 yards and his dog can go get it and bring it back - That's pretty far fetched but ok...

Points 1170
Comments 20
Views 29604

Happy Tuesday!

Points 873
Comments 105
Views 13586

You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians! Almost everyone.

Points 583
Comments 27
Views 10631

Happy FF <3

Points 648
Comments 14
Views 8333

It's not actually a coup unless it comes from the coup d'état region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling takeover.

Points 412
Comments 13
Views 6409

My next door neighbors couldn't pay their water bill... - So I sent them a get well soon card.

Points 474
Comments 12
Views 11406

For TT and the beginning of the NFL Regular Season

Points 281
Comments 10
Views 5008

Damn. They got me.

Points 447
Comments 22
Views 6247

Friday Fun

Points 442
Comments 99
Views 15525

The scale men use to rate women's attractiveness is a pretty broad spectrum.

Points 1034
Comments 36
Views 31955

Used to be a taxi driver. I quit because I was tired of people talking behind my back.

Points 560
Comments 51
Views 10399

Son: "Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups, do you think could you do that?" - Dad: "of course son, don't want to brag but I could probably watch someone do 100 push-ups"

Points 735
Comments 30
Views 24732

If they shenan once, they will shenanigan.

Points 530
Comments 58
Views 21448

Something different for THT :'D

Points 1040
Comments 67
Views 11951

Big ol props to the costume designer for Stargate SG1

Points 653
Comments 77
Views 11671

Why are there poptarts but no momtarts? - Because of the pastryarchy!

Points 324
Comments 8
Views 6011

Just got hospitalized for being cringe - They put me in the awk-ward.

Points 468
Comments 28
Views 8034

They say that during s€x you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles - Who the hell runs 8 miles in 2 minutes!?

Points 747
Comments 45
Views 24035

The Baroness

Points 719
Comments 54
Views 25290

"Stuff" oc

Points 201
Comments 11
Views 4272

It's Spooky time countdown

Points 480
Comments 38
Views 6716

Girls don’t want a guy who’s down to earth - They want someone tall.

Points 417
Comments 17
Views 7018

My daughter said she wanted to celebrate her birthday like Cinderella - So we all went out to dinner and left her home to clean the house.

Points 648
Comments 19
Views 24847

Pool news

Points 1056
Comments 134
Views 31943

I thought that my foot got caught on something as I was walking, but when I looked, nothing was there - I must be trippin'.

Points 375
Comments 9
Views 5989

"Banana" oc

Points 139
Comments 8
Views 4361

Happy THT <3

Points 930
Comments 33
Views 11318

When one door closes, another one opens - Other than that, it's a pretty good car.

Points 355
Comments 5
Views 7453

The facts of origins of the transphobia hate movement have been laid bare, and the lies they told are coming to light. But now is the time of monsters and truth doesn't matter anymore.

Points 469
Comments 44
Views 17771

(OC) Commission Work Finished ;) - Art By Me

Points 436
Comments 18
Views 6928

I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction. I’m going to try and win her back!

Points 559
Comments 37
Views 8597

No thigh highs just some thighs, squish, and tears

Points 640
Comments 40
Views 8315

Yoruichi Shihouin

Points 271
Comments 23
Views 4815

I’ve had my recliner for a long time. We go way back.

Points 546
Comments 15
Views 8223

Drawing Timelapse

Points 198
Comments 23
Views 12873

Just been prescribed some anti-gloating cream - I can't wait to rub it in.

Points 533
Comments 17
Views 18210

Melody

Points 224
Comments 3
Views 5535

Happy LNTT <3

Points 1083
Comments 42
Views 12719

Ravenna and Lethe

Points 264
Comments 4
Views 9980

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed - After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Points 688
Comments 28
Views 16194

Always check the trees on your daily walk! (today with drawing video)

Points 261
Comments 3
Views 4656

My wife accused me of having zero empathy - but I don’t understand how she can feel that way.

Points 476
Comments 18
Views 10523

Samus Saturday by Hezzah

Points 56
Comments 6
Views 1149

The famous singer Sting has been kidnapped - The Police have no lead.

Points 410
Comments 12
Views 7898
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