AssertiveNotInsertive

4169 pts ยท August 20, 2014


You know very well that once girls pass puberty people stop defending them and start thinking they were "asking for it", dickwad

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I HAVE FALLEN IN A TOILET

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And is fully clothed

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was really beautifully explained, and I just wanted to say thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

Eh, my family kisses on the mouth and I hate it, but I'll totally let my dogs lick my face/mouth. (Granted, my mouth is usually closed.)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah, adopting a baby. If she did foster to adopt with an older child, the cost would be incredibly low.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, woman, amirite? Too emotional to do science or function in the real world. Man this comic really nailed it

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I have gotten scary good at this. It helps to have a boyfriend with lots of interests so you can slip it in early.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I always found that comment from him interesting, because I think he'd have a lot of respect for outdoor cats that hunt a lot like mine do.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you see all the ladies in these pictures?In my experience helping my dad,he's bullshitting half the time.Don't let being female stop you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jesus Christ, she was probably snapchatting her friends and noticed the picture was funny because of the dog. Give her a fucking break.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

each time she'd introduce us and be like "have you guys met?" and every single time he'd say no. It just got so awkward by the 4th time...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, I'm never that mad if it's like one time, but I met my friend's boyfriend/now-husband at least 5 times before their wedding, and

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

embarrassingly often

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I do the same thing! Though my biggest problem is that I'll remember people I'm introduced to and they won't remember me. It's happened

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Well I wasn't planning on crying tonight but okay

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

important stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can do it! I already got into grad school and defended my honors thesis, so I just have little motivation now that I'm done with the

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could you fucking not

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*female fist bump* Life is so simple not spending money and time on makeup.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: I was going to cover the autotune remix on the piano and perform/record it, and then didn't write down anything and forgot it all.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Office! I believe it's at the beginning of season 8

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ME TOO. Literally yesterday.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

was happening, but I haven't read the comics, and I only saw it once)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there also some nuclear shit rigged up in the middle of that town that Tony was trying to disarm? (At least that's what I thought

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This is so true it hurts

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IUDs FTW

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My grandparents are French-Canadian, but alas, I am but a lowly American.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0