Asifwaswere

1631 pts · February 14, 2023


I had been a lurker for MANY years prior to the creation of this account which I only found out about on my first cake day…apparently one of my MANY hospitalizations or surgeries fell on Feb 14th and in my pain/dilaudid delirium I made an account and called myself “Amyducookieplayer” because I’m pretty sure that what I was actually trying to do at that moment was called and get a chocolate chip cookie from the hospital cafeteria…anyways I finally decided to change my username to one that I consciously chose. Since I was already here making that change I figured I’d fill this in some. I’m weird. So if you tell ne I’m being weird my response will be…yea duh I already told you about this and that I’m a weirdo and going to make things weird…it’s a feature not a bug lol! I’m 5ft even which makes life fun in general/s but especially when gravity is your enemy because ummm I guess polite way to say it would be I’m very “top heavy” or “very well endowed” lol) I’m 38 as of Dec 2026 and I think I have almost reached the era of my life in which I can be that old lady who shakes her fist at “youths” menacingly but with an undertone of good natured sarcastic humor. The first step of my journey began last year by to annoy my nephew by misusing his slang and complaining to him about the “youths”. I don’t know what I complained about speifically since it was all made up just to be silly for my own amusement and my nephew’s lol. There are more things about me but I’m half asleep and this seems like a good start for a bio. Oh! Since this Imgur I too am a part of the cadre of proud cat owners on here with my Bandit aka Bandy aka Bandicat aka Bandito aka Mr. Flufferbutters aka fat boy etc, he is rescued Norwegian Forest cat!

My First Post is fittingly one showcasing my Norwegian Forest cat Bandit as he keeps guard over me

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Mini dump of calmimg memes (all stolen as is tradition) dedicated to on of my besties to try to lift her spirits!

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