I need signals like this when girls are interested in me.
I caught myself saying this today
I've always had to pretend I liked him
The guy who voiced Trevor in GTA V looks just like you might expect.
When I'm asked who my favorite Disney princess is
I live in Canada
MRW I make a pun
If you're feeling depressed, remember
My friend got a job before even graduating
Was watching Death Note when I saw this
This always bothered me
What you should expect when uploading an unpopular opinion puffin
I hope the Zoidberg becomes a global dance craze
MRW I play Borderlands
Every time I dance...
My favorite part about American Dad was the newspaper headlines
MRW I fart and walk away
This is a town in Austria
MRW I had Sushi for the first time and it was all you can eat
This is why online dating is risky
The Olympics are finally over. Now I won't have to pretend to care.
If you could have the powers of a comic character, who would it be?
As important as leg days are
How I think everyone will be like in 24 hours
MRW I get downvoted for saying something entirely reasonable
MRW I eat a bucket of KFC by myself
Still My Favorite Avenger
Are the epic trophies awarded retroactively?
MRW someone posts a dick pic on the public gallery
I can't have more than one
TIL that since weed was legalized, they've had to change the 420 mile sign on the interstate in Colorado
Saw this on Imgur recently. Made me think
MRW my parents are stuck at home due to poor weather
Whenever my fast food order is messed up
He's very good at playing the special agent
How it feels like, getting sick immediately after starting a new workout program
How graduating feels like
This show has been good so far
Guess who'll be back in 2 days?
I had low expectations for Guardians of the Galaxy. I'm glad I was wrong.
I whip my hair back and forth
I was told to avoid beef for a month by my doctor. Yesterday was the last day.
TIL that this little nope is one of few herbivorous spiders in the world.
How I feel like downvoting an already negative comment
It took 2 movies based on Greek mythology for Sean Bean to survive to the end
Ron Swanson played an environmentalist on West Wing!
I found the worst zone. Milhouse was sister zoned!
My wallet approves
My favorite show is still on, despite the Olympics
Whenever I'm proven wrong
Some subtle humor from the simpsons
Whenever I start something new
My favorite part of Bioshock was this store
To those about to browse
My feelings towards the new season of Game of Thrones
You wanna know why I'm single?
MRW someone grabs me
The last slice of pizza at a party