AppropriateQuotes

77007 pts ยท March 7, 2017


make fun, but this is real cosplay. not the "tell me I'm pretty store bought costume" we normally see

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

to me, it's all about the spinning wheels... they're like cartoon knock-out googly eyes

6 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

nice job, keep up the good work

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just a little disappointed he kept his shoes on

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

to the stomach, all potatoes are mashed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Pop, I think I got the black lung" - Derek Zoolander

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sorry to be a jabroni, but 'nonfinancial corporate debt' sounds like an oxymoron created solely to confuse jabronis like me. and it worked.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

condolences. if possible, tomorrow enter the house from a different door. it'll hurt a little less when she's not there waiting for you.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's the kind of professionalism I want from someone who makes, or at least votes on, new laws

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

something something french girls

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Elaborate" - Mr. Spock

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

appropriate amount of derpage

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is that guy a police officer in another meme?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"the trick is to under cook the onions. everyone gets to know each other in the pot" - Kevin Malone

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dang, he's gonna be drinking PBR for the rest of his life in order to pay for that rock she's wearing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

somewhere a rogue panda joined their family tree

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

if I had a dollar for every time your dog made me smile, I'd have a dollar

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

good thing you brought the first aid kit, though I don't think they include enough to put someone's ass back on

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#3 I don't get it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

good lookin boi, but I can't help thinking this is the doggo equivalent of the 'get off my lawn' look

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to shoot myself in the face for even thinking this, let alone writing it, but... fake news

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nice. (to Oscar about the feud) "Come on, man, believe in something" and (chili) "everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I told my 1st wife I'll apologize if I have something to apologize for. Said the same to my wife and I'll say it to my next wife" - Stanley

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably took it off after 10 minutes because the one on the (viewer's) left has the better personality and kept getting all the attention

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i think my error was in the absolutes. I wrote "all" and "none" when it should have been "most", because most aren't doing their jobs

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i want to compliment you for posting this, but I also feel obligated to ignore your effort and success

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my favorite as well. a little disappointed it wasn't here. close second: line drive back to the pitcher... "did you catch that"?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that means he should snub everyone. none of them are doing their job, and they're all ruining the country. not political, just observant

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

cool. next time talk about properly cropping a picture

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1