The name's Hitler. ApologeticHitler (because other variations of Hitler were taken) If I've offended you, sorry I'm not sorry. If this hits fp, I'll issue a formal passive aggressive apology letter to the person(s) of choice, for the reason(s) of choice dictated by OP @MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS is my mortal rival Blow my notifications the fuck up
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
The comment may have been too soon, but he didn't delete. A true trooper.
Well that's the reason. You've been fucking for three years. Is a fucking year a different quantity of time than a regular year though?
This comment chain is a mess
Snackman??? I must view the sauce of this context
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
Good stuff. +1
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This is gold. Shame that it probably died in usersub. Congrats on the marriage
Wierd stuff in the wee hours of the day. Frankly, I think it still would have gotten a fair bit of attention, but not as nearly as much
Obama didn't have a history of extremely opinionated late night texts. Every tweet by Trump has been scrutinized because he says (1)
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+1. Both because that's hilarious and also because I'm genuinely curious
One might even call it a. . . SEX TOY
Come on and slam it, Ms. Frizzle. And welcome to the jam it, Ms. Frizzle
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Worldwide recognition is arguable, but regional recognition is sure to spike from such an accomplishment. Expect national to follow suit
I'm taking a shit, and you've managed to make something come out of every orfice of my body simultaneously.
He knows exactly what he is doing
This
They usually look like suped up 90's corollas and civics with obnoxious exhaust and mediocre paint
For those who dont get this wonderful pun:As per Urbam Dictionary - oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain.
But you. You will never get the succ
I've seen 3 comments by you today. My favorite imgur Ian since MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS
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The ultimate bluff. At worst you lose some bikes and a bit of dignity, at best you get leverage over shit head kids and your bikes back
Imgur: If it ain't funny, cute, or boobs, it's oblivion.
Yup. Contender for favorite comment