ApologeticHitler

4401 pts ยท August 14, 2015


The name's Hitler. ApologeticHitler (because other variations of Hitler were taken) If I've offended you, sorry I'm not sorry. If this hits fp, I'll issue a formal passive aggressive apology letter to the person(s) of choice, for the reason(s) of choice dictated by OP @MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS is my mortal rival Blow my notifications the fuck up

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The comment may have been too soon, but he didn't delete. A true trooper.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well that's the reason. You've been fucking for three years. Is a fucking year a different quantity of time than a regular year though?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment chain is a mess

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snackman??? I must view the sauce of this context

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Good stuff. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is gold. Shame that it probably died in usersub. Congrats on the marriage

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wierd stuff in the wee hours of the day. Frankly, I think it still would have gotten a fair bit of attention, but not as nearly as much

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Obama didn't have a history of extremely opinionated late night texts. Every tweet by Trump has been scrutinized because he says (1)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dot

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1. Both because that's hilarious and also because I'm genuinely curious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One might even call it a. . . SEX TOY

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Come on and slam it, Ms. Frizzle. And welcome to the jam it, Ms. Frizzle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worldwide recognition is arguable, but regional recognition is sure to spike from such an accomplishment. Expect national to follow suit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm taking a shit, and you've managed to make something come out of every orfice of my body simultaneously.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He knows exactly what he is doing

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They usually look like suped up 90's corollas and civics with obnoxious exhaust and mediocre paint

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For those who dont get this wonderful pun:As per Urbam Dictionary - oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But you. You will never get the succ

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I've seen 3 comments by you today. My favorite imgur Ian since MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ultimate bluff. At worst you lose some bikes and a bit of dignity, at best you get leverage over shit head kids and your bikes back

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

Imgur: If it ain't funny, cute, or boobs, it's oblivion.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. Contender for favorite comment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0