As a Self-proclaimed Nocturnal Individual. . .
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MRW It's dark, but I'm too lazy to put on the bathroom light, and I pee into the toilet without ever missing.
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That Feel When No Girlfriend.
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Yeah? Well Anyone Can Do That.
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TIL If I ever get c*ck-blocked by Guillermo Ochoa I should just call it quits.
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"Tide comes in, tide goes out... You can't explain that."
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