When you trying to smash but find out your girl been working with Hades all along...
Happy Halloween!
Smoked a Brisket today
Blanket fort!
Merry Christmas let's get drunk!
I got to be "That House" this Halloween!
Just got notification my secret santa has sent their gift
Fruit and Nutella Waffles!
Secret Santa delivered!
Secret Santa Came!!!
This is Vader!
The ice isn't the only thing hard...
Meat sweats intensifies
My son broke his femur today. Was super brave, send him some good vibes and puppy gifs!!
RIP?
My pets!
6 months on Keto
Hanging out with this oversized one year old for Christmas break!
I'll always be greatful for Stan Lee
Thanks Christmas selfies for the confidence boost....
4 years from now the year 1990 will be 30 years ago...
Happy pupper day!
Everyone over here talking about 'The Mummy'. These were two of my favorite Brendan Fraser movies
I ran over a kitten today
Truck driver in NC doing all he can to ensure his roof will still be there after Florence
When you find a fossil in the wild
My view this Thanksgiving
A little Humpty Dumpty
Sorry Cubs fans....
Texas Brisket
"Let me just slap my bloody hand down on this counter beside this child"
Here (burp) take it (burp) Morty
Living in the deep South, this constituted as a "snow day" today...
MRW logging into imgur today and seeing all the sick shit on the front page today
Recently moved to the deep south for work. Co-worker told me the best time to go to the county fair...
My son as Elvis
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Central Baptist Church in Spingfield, IL added this to their FB page today
Lunch time!
Heading to see family, wish me luck...
14 hour brisket smoke
Say hi to Vader!
My daughter went as Marry Poppins
Being able to breath out of my nose after having a cold for 10 days.
Got a red balloon for my storm drain tonight...
Seeing today is my cakeday to then realize I've wasted 5 years with you bastards...
I panicked and hung up...
Checking out a yard sale to see they don't have anything good, but you have to try and leave without them thinking you hate all of their stuff.