AntiSunshine

1236 pts ยท August 6, 2016


Nothing is free.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Loved this book? You'll really love 'How to murder your husband...and get away with it'.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes he will.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That's what I've been - I say, that's what I've been telling you, boy! I am a chicken!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No problem" -me

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all fun and games until...something something something...pussy...cats.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

None for you! *smack

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Get you're ass over here."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bye Buddy. Hope you find your dad.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh crap!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a glove.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't a show about nothing. It was a show about everything.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should be a set for a tv show.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ol' razzle dazzle.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The minuet. Cuz what American child doesn't need to know a 300 year old French ballroom dance?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yesterday I saw a guy pull off his mask and do a vampire cough into his elbow.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 meat popsicle

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

44 and I still look around for an adultier adult when shit goes down.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure we all knew about the naked mole rat.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Fake Doctors, Real Friends podcast is just as good as the show.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seen who?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, at least he's cute.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Over 20 years later I still dream about not being able to get in my school locker.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Zippity doo dah zippity day" -Dizzy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold my nuts...and bolts.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Emergency stop...in the name of love!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and your little friend.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Circle 'round my friends. Cancer sticks for everyone!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best title ever.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello my baby. Hello my darling. Hello my ragtime gal.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0