Americanball

16075 pts · December 15, 2012


I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

As someone who has published YouTube videos of horror games, this is how most big YouTubers react in horror games

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Who wants to get angry with me?

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"Fuck this, and fuck you even more!"

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Russia: Dashcams unleashed

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As someone who was taught to fight against bullies from my pa, I agree

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Gazoogle Dat Youtube!

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Anon tells us a nice story

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Gif Mega Album [Warning Mobile Users]

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Russia scares me sometimes...

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The guy in black's reaction looks comfy

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Goodnight America, Guten Morgen Germany!

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To my fellow Americans, happy 4th of July!

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I love this

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it pisses me off sometimes

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Pickax does not approve of archaeology

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Life Hack Debunked w/ Explanation

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(resized) You guys up for some nostalgic feels about Zelda?

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serious question...

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That poor grey car!

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Ain't that some shit?

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shit shit shIT SHIT SHIIT SHIIIIIIIT

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I need more gifs like this

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When robots attack.

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Seems legit

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huehuehue

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dammit, religion...

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MRW I click on an ad on a shady website by accident

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Legitness over 110%

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Dammit, Florida

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the miracle called photoshop

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This is cool :3

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Tanks

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Goodbye Childhood!

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truth

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Ain't that some shit...

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you know what really grinds my gears?

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News from the front lines, 4CHAN not giving an inch and continuing the gruesome assault

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Adventure Feels

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Cape May Lighthouse, 2014. How am I as a photographer, guys?

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I'm not even a brony, but this shit is so bad it's funny

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wicked horse is wicked

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Ouch

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Well, that's enough internet for me for today...

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I'm pretty sure 4chan won this round...

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The birth of trust issues

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My thoughts on cloppers

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Here's to being friendzoned for the third time!

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An author in the ghetto

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The Walking Doge

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D'awwwwwwwwwwww

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"Ladies fall for him all the time!"

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MFW someone says Reddit/Imgur stole all their stuff off of 9gag

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Humbling in a sense

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Hands down, most useful gif of all time

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I like gryphons...

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Cheap jokes go

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anyone up for a nice debate?

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HARDCORE

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Notice the car's shadow not moving

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